I Could Water-bend And The First Thing I Did With My New Powers Was Flush The Toilet With My Mind.

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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