Me: *gets Out Of The Shower*

Some kujo

“I’m the honorable Cookie Muhammad.” The Eric Andre Show

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

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Yup

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

A fish we need to appreciate more:

Prickly dogfish (Oxynotus bruniensis). Look at this idiot.

Night Of The Living Dead (1968) / Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

The Stages of Eggs

1. Egg acquisition

2. Egg anticipation

3. Egg consumption

4. Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

5. Munch’s “The Scream”