me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
chemlab ─── burn out at the hydrogen bar && && east side militia && oxidizer && rock whore vs dance floor graphics
note : my mootie @jesuschristp0rn0star requested chemlab graphics!! so why not do the whole discography
PV thinks he's part of the team....
Reference because this was insanely funny to me. GET SENT TO THE MINES, IDIOTS!!!
I’m a lesbian who loves writing gay men
I like writing fanfiction that I absolutely do not have the qualifications to write
I’m a lesbian virgin writing thousands of words of pure gay sex
It’s so freeing I’m having the time of my life so the moral of the story is if u want to write smthn u say “fuck it we ball” and u just do it
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
Guys this is canon this happened trust me 🙏🙏
At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.