i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes
how it’s been going lately 😅 (I’m terrified)
mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
“We’ve crushed fascism before and we’ll crush it again.” A 98-year-old WWII veteran demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. (Love the replays from several camera angles.)
dystopia by kmfdm lowkey eats
big fan of the yorksey ship bc theyre both your evil ex in 2 different fonts. ny your evil ex who has no emotion and does not care if you live or die he has no soul left his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and MISERY. nj your evil ex convinced his mediocre emo band is god's gift to earth and that wearing baggy teeshit baggy jeans makes him the next indie icon his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and GASLIGHTING. they deserve each other becayse theyre TERRIBLE!
how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about
hundred thousandth death online. victim of a cyber crime. painful hurtful web attacks. killed by electronic axe