Industrialvampire - Industrial Vampire

Postal fan art that's a kmfdm reference!?!?

“Bwahaha people love to say they go on hikes but what they really mean is they’ve gone on one hike in the past 5 years isn’t that so stupid” OH MY GOD! Who cares! Not me! Please tell me hobbies you’ve enjoyed only once! Tell me hobbies you think about doing and haven’t even started! Tell me hobbies you do every day!

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

i love vampire yuri (vic belongs to @ belfaunn)

Yay! First ten pull and this is what I got heh

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

So carry on

me every time i bother to check the kmfdm tag on this hellish app