New trope just dropped
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
Yay! First ten pull and this is what I got heh
YURIKA!!!
mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY?
That’s not true I decided I am cool and that all the people I meet are cool and everyone is cool and no one is uncool because it’s not real anyway. I’m cool to myself I don’t need others to validate it. But this post is also real tbh
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
When a fic is so good it makes you wanna convert to Catholicism
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
i love vampire yuri (vic belongs to @ belfaunn)
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him