ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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I have just discovered the “with mama “ tag and it is truly the most wonderful thing

Cute animals 10/10 would recommend

let's scale the mountain with mama

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

Ashe: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Junker queen: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany

the enshittification of mass produced plush pisses me off. these are glorified pillows

Okay, finished season two of The Magnus Archives.

Do we think that any of Jurgen Leitner's assistants survived, moved to Night Vale, and got jobs as community radio interns?

Also, hey! It's the brutal pipe murder I'd been hearing so much about!

In conclusion, Michael Spiral is hilarious, and I think they'd be fun to watch bad B movies with.

Starfire understanding earth idioms and getting very excited about it but also still working on their delivery.

Robin: Break a leg!

Starfire, clenching a fist, hair blazing: YES!!! COMPOUND FRACTURE IT!

Pov one of the spooky computer guys sent you an email, good luck Sam

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha