So I’m Finally Making My Bg3 Durge Intro(?) Post. This Ayan! My Tiefling Redeemed Durge, Who’s A

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

The Fandom: "Connor is just an innocent dorky cinnamon roll who needs a hug!"

Literally Connor:

collecting posts of this type

It is fantastic!

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

notice how everyone is horny today

I’VE BLOWN APART MY LIFE FOR YOU (gideon nav/kiriona gaia)