The Funniest Hyperfixations Have Gotta Be The Ones Where You Watch Something And Go "this Thing Is Cute.

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

something i don’t see talked about much in this fandom is kara and her fears and worries… like ik she was built to be a caretaker housekeeper blah blah blah but as a DEVIANT is that what she wants? of course she loves alice but the responsibility of motherhood is a heavy one and maybe this is just me but kara MUST have mixed feelings abt it….

maybe not…

A love triangle isn't a triangle unless two characters are bi/pan/omni

@corpsesticks

bro no homo but if we were fictional characters there would be so much fanfic where we kiss

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i can’t think about ferb or i get emotional about how phineas always makes sure to include him and even though they don’t talk so much the rest of the gang clearly enjoys his company and like. he’s a valued member of any group he’s in despite having a quieter presence. he has a flat affect but he isn’t made out to be emotionless. not even a little! he very much has a personality.

no one ever pushes him to talk more than he’s comfortable with. are there jokes about his quietness? sure. but they’re never mean. even in the group musical numbers! the kids perform a song together, but ferb doesn’t have to sing even when everyone else does, but he’s still there dancing / playing instruments with the rest of them. he’s included!!!

a lot of his lines are to share some fact that he thinks is interesting. he’s a genius. he’s a silly kid. he’s musically gifted. he wants to direct movies. he hates being interrupted.

basically ferb fletcher rocks

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

BABE WAKE UP i just unlocked rk900 or Nines idfk what u mentally ill people call him LOL