Sorry But Reddit ‘leftists’ Are So Pathetic. Nearly Every Comment Section On Every Subreddit Is Just

if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

sorry, it's a GOOD thing if cishet people use non-conforming pronouns or dress in non-conforming ways or whatever else. for one, that person may not be cishet. but more importantly, living in a society where more people feel comfortable exploring their relationship to gender and sexuality is an undoubtedly GOOD thing

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

Scabs? Coughing?? Nines likes scabs and coughing??? Nonhumans complementing humans for things that make NO sense in human culture(s)???? My new favourite trope?????

(Idk if I’m interpreting it correctly)

I’m going to be thinking about that post for a while (in a good way ^_^)

nines likes how the body prevents blood loss by clotting around cuts, and he likes how the lymph nodes help keep you healthy and not get sick, or how they help to fight off sickness

so basically he’s saying “I’m so glad that you don’t have to suffer blood loss anytime you get cut 🥹” and “it makes me so happy that your body is fighting off infections that could leave you in a state of distress if you weren’t able to fight it off💕💕”

smb1 lowkey

In which Connor crashed Hank's car 🚗🧨

i will always love how markus basically converts the androids through the sheer power of rizz