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Home Alone part 1

who hasn’t been in this situation?

i did my firts comic!! :D, sorry for the english. im not very good at it. let me know if you want more from this story.

#rickandmorty #geek #nerd 😈

I pick truth, no need to go easy.

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DISCOVERED  part1

the continuatiuon of my first comic. let me know if you like it and want more.

DISCOVERED  part3

Wait! what? can’t wait to do the next page

the continuatiuon of my first comic. let me know if you like it and want more.

Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

A new card for Magic the Gathering’s joke set Un-Stable is appearing at Hascon called the Sword of Dungeons & Dragons. As a fan of both nerd-things, I’m pretty excited. Let’s stat this martial monstrosity:

Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Magic Weapon, legendary, requires attunement

The weapon is a +2 weapon that deals 1d4 bludgeoning, 1d4 slashing, and 1d4 piercing damage on-hit. The attuned creature is immune to poison damage and radiant damage while wielding the weapon. The weapon has 3 charges on it that replenish at dawn. A charge can be spent to add 1d20 poison or radiant damage to their next attack that hits. Once per week, the attuned creature can call forth a Young Gold Dragon under their command for 8 hours. The dragon arrives 10 minutes after it is called.

//I feel like the weapon is crazy but it touches on everything at least a little flavor-wise and it IS legendary so it’s not for low-level characters. The dragon can’t be used mid-combat most of the time so it’s hard to abuse it, and it’s only usable once every week so it feels more like a last resort. On the downside, it will slaughter almost any boss you throw at the players so hit hard if this item lands in your game. To make it a bit less powerful, I would suggest trimming the dragon’s time to 1 hour instead of 8 so they can’t rest or they lose the dragon.

Previews of the upcoming Archaeopteryx, Tapejara, and Night-Vision Goggles!

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