MARTYN THY LITTLE WOOD, HOW DO YOU BECOME FUNNY I DEMAND.

A young SMP stands in its bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2025, is its birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago that it was given life, it is only today that it will be given a name!

What will the name of this SMP be?

Me: Gets an ad on YouTube from betterhelp that starts with “Let me guess, you’re thinking about going to therapy”

Also me: looks around slowly… “yeah.. thinking about going to therapy…” takes in the fact that I’m currently in a psych ward…

WE'RE SO BACK

Hermit-A-Day May 12!! Pearlo!

Loved 5am Pearl in Double Life so I absolutely had to go with that version of her. Even included Tilly! <3 also gave her some blood >:)

I remember when Pearl was just a helper on Grian channel. She’s such a fantastic builder and I absolute just adore her organic builds. She’s done some pretty amazing stuff. <3

Spelling mistakes in my doctor prescribed hand outs? Never!

Though I am glad for the information that “The arms of the tringle are connect.” This is very useful.

I wanna draw silly Technoblade

"Death to Nickels"

He's paddle boarding to spread the message

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

When getting transferred out of the ER and to the mental hospital, I got to ride in an ambulamps with some cool paramedics. Halfway through the ride I said that it was pretty cool to be in an ambulance when it’s not some hectic emergency and he was so excited to show me around and where everything was and their new equipment. Did you know that the ambulances in my city just got new pulse oximeters that can read your pulse through your forehead rather than your finger? It’s especially important for folks who make have weak circulation, so the regular finger pulse oximeter can’t read your pulse, but there’s almost always good circulation to the head and brain so this new device can be used instead!

I’m not entirely sure how new it is overall, but apparently it’s new for the paramedics here :)