Putting The ✨BI✨ In FBI Since 1993 👽

I believe all Star Wars fans should quote

" I have friends everywhere."

to announce the fact they r Star Wars fans to others.

U hear someone squealing " Wheeeeeeeee!" only to find I'm doing donuts in the car park

HOW DO PEOPLE STUDY???

How do you sit yourself down and make your brain work for something you have zero interest in?

My absolute favourite thing ever was finally sitting my dad down to address the elephant in the room. Which was the fact he needed to look into ADHD. Like no dad it's not normal at 50 smth years of age to not be able to sit still for a minute without going insane, not focus long enough to get through children's book, be so obsessed with star wars u known the average temperatures on Hoth, miss meals or become so dehydrated u need to seek medical attention because u forgot food and water existed , not fall asleep because u are too busy wondering all night abt random things like the history or tumble dryer, have so much excess energy u need to run on the treadmill for atleast an hour a day, go on random Wikipedia rabbit holes once every few days concerning ur latest obsession, start food fights with random people for fun, loose things to the point u have to buy a replacement every week only to find the old one when u get home, get emotionally attached to trainers that u come up w names for them, have people avoid u because they think u r really weird because u only want to talk abt ur latest interest and all round be the in real life version of Phil Dunphy.

JUST FOR HIM TO RESPOND " oh, okay."

There's something so terrifying and enigmatic when it comes to dreams . I will forever be fascinated when hearing and experiencing dreams that will haunt myself and others for life, especially knowing it all came from our own subconsciousness .

Things/Fictional Characters that resonate w me on such a level no other human can ever compare ...

- The existence of cows

- Anya Jenkins

- Muse's debut album Showbiz

- The insult F@nny Features

- Gregory Eddie

- Stiles Stilinski

- The movie Vampires Suck

- 🙂 this emoji

- Fox Mulder's complete belief in the paranormal

- Roommate agreements (TBBT)

- Bald men

- Erik Lehnserr's fashion sense

- Salt and Vinegar Pringles

- Martin Goodman

- Wormholes

- 12th Doctor

- James McAvoy's eyes

- The Smurfs living in mushrooms

- Sheldon Cooper's cat Zazzles

- Phil's-osophy

- Simon from The Inbetweeners' crashouts

- Rory Williams' arm movements

- Thinking out loud

- Hotch's facial expressions

I acquired the most perfect leather jacket in existence from a charity shop a few days ago so now I must find a way to wear it with all my outfits.

I need to stare at the air in empty rooms to assert my dominance over the ghosts

I often forget I have central heterochromia ( green and blue ) eyes until I randomly look in the mirror and get jumpscared

I should paint a mural on ceiling to James McAvoy but instead it's actually just all his questionable photoshoot pics