Blimey | Fantasy High Junior Year - D20 Animated

His name is Hevingham

Praise him

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

ever wonder how they fit in the coffin bc I do

bbg pose💖💖💖

Plowed thru cult of the lamb on the weekend while babysitting my grandma and was TRYING to get my brain back to focus on other things but nooooo just had to spam us. Guess I gotta go look at fanart now thanks

here, look, another fanart but made by me you're welcome

Demetrius gives you a triple shot espresso for incubating a dinosaur egg???

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

Angel Dust is so Blanche duBois coded

Do sirens effect lesbians?

Do sirens effect pre-surgery trans-women?

Do sirens effect gay men?

Do sirens effect non-binary people?

Do sirens effect after surgery trans-men?

And, no, I only say pre/after surgery because then they are physically female/male but identify as the other, so would the siren count them as male and sing or does it not matter the gender and only sexuality?