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so... the three of them doing the deaf, blind, mute challenge while making a cake....i feel like this could go so many ways oml

i got the idea from @itsxroxannex tweets :) (can i even call them tweets anymore,,, TT)

who gon tell nightmare what happened

B in Benjamin stand for babysit

My comfort dumbasses: Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Crankgameplays

My comfort weirdos: Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Steven Lim, and Alex Hirsch

My comfort nerds: Rhett, Link, John Green, and Brennan Lee Mulligan

Sitting in a garage waiting room gets really boring sometimes, so it’s great to see five separate emails that barely translate the power struggle between staff and a 16 year-old’s attempt to have everyone who attends your college hear about ‘freaky freds football club’.

(Pictures for reference to what is going back and forth)

So not only is the song named ‘Odysseus’, like how every other monster song is named after the monster in it (See: Polyphemus, Scylla, and Charybdis), but the background vocals also chant ‘Odysseus’ like how ‘Polyphemus’ is chanted in the Cyclops saga, the beats of Odysseus’ arrows hitting the suitors are the same timing as the club hitting Ody’s men, and Ody aims for the suitors’s torches similarly to Scylla.

I could probably write a term paper about the similarities between Ody and the monsters, but these are the most obvious ones.

I think I’m being neglected

* In conversation with Wyll about his plans once the Brain is defeated *

Tav: there’s more to your plans than you’re letting on, isn’t there?

Wyll: Yes, there is. I will be hunting Mizora.

Mizora, standing next to him: …

mean and violence bros

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.