Party Animals

Adaine meeting a stuck up girl who's good at everything and aced her school year already and immediately turning to her party members and saying she was worse than Kalvaxus, a centuries old dragon, is so real of her

Fuck off

I cannot tell you how much I got out of this being my first anonymous ‘ask’ :)

thank you

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

ik I'm like super late but uh happy valentines :) have the Big Three™ in suits

Lobster

Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

post-crime murdock

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

They are all available as stickers on my RedBubble shop!

{{Pointless headcannon of the day: Since taking over Damiens body, Actor Mark has inherited the back and joint issues once carried by the former mayor.

This has lead to Actor needing to use a cane to support himself while walking.

Dark finds this fact to be both well deserved, and hilarious, pointing it out whenever they cross paths.}}

Fun fact: Elliot now says something about beach combing if you give him a sea shell!