The ‘assassination’ Of Lalo Salamanca 🤣

I had a lot of fun reading your rant dude. 👌 but I have no more words to express how I felt about your other than I feel the same way. 😊

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

That dude smoking is basically me except I would be smoking weed 🍁 💨

zoom meeting

He ain’t wrong about that dude could carry something he don’t know about tho

legends live forever, happy birthday pac

When the Far cry 3 soundtrack hits hard:

Him and I would be cute together because we would have this tiny family since I’m a short asf mixed Indian Asian girl 👌

bow-legged short king 🤭

Lmao 🤣 I wonder if he packed sandwiches 🥪 and since no one is gonna say it but this dude legit sat on a rock smaller than his ass I mean that shit had to hurt his booty-cheeks from possibly sitting there for too long—I mean how long do y’all think he sat there for???

Lalo’s lunchbox!!

Aw poor jealous and entitled Lalo 😔

WIP excerpt

Reign in Hell, Chapter 8 - Hail Infernal World

“When does everyone get here?” Lalo asked when they’d finished eating.

“I told them lunch. They’re staying the night—Yolanda’s set up the servant’s quarters. Don’t think anyone’s going to want to stay in the guest house, even if we could get the smell out.” He glanced at the clock. “Marco and Leonel should be here any minute though.”

Lalo blinked. “You called them?”

Nacho folded his arms. “Of course I called them. They need to know what’s going on.”

It was true enough, but Lalo still felt a pit in his stomach. “And which version of the truth did you tell them?”

“They know we’re working with Fring.”

“And what did they say?”

Nacho shrugged. “Not much.” His voice softened. “Marco just asked what I needed.”

The pit in Lalo’s stomach grew larger. “And what do you need?”

“Reminders to the plaza bosses of our power, before they get any ideas. Everyone knows what Marco and Leonel are capable of. Besides, they’re Salamancas. They should be here. This is their empire too now.”

“And that’s all you want from them?” When Nacho didn’t answer, Lalo pressed further. “You aren’t going to fuck them again, are you?”

Nacho shifted in his seat and shrugged.

A cold anger brewed in him. “You want to punish me more—is that it?”

Nacho snorted. “You might find this hard to believe, but not everything is about you.”

“Then why?” He hit the table. “Ignacio, no! I will not stand for it!”

“Did you take too many of those pain pills, or can you just not get it through your thick fucking skull?” Nacho snarled. He pinched the bridge of his nose before continuing in a more measured tone. “Just so we’re perfectly clear—you don’t get a say in what I do anymore. No one does. Not Tuco, not Hector, not Fring—” He leaned forward and gave Lalo’s injured shoulder a hard tap, right on the bullet wound. “—and not you.”

Lalo was too stunned to react. Nacho stood. “Just shut up and do as you’re told. If you’re really good, maybe I’ll let you watch.”

Lalo stared at Nacho’s retreating back and rubbed his shoulder. That had really hurt.

OMG THIS SHIT IS JUST TOO FUCKING PERFECT!😆

Nacho has a complicated relationship with the Salamancas

Based on this tweet:

In the breaking bad wiki it says mid to late 30’s

Anyone know how old Tuco is in BCS?

Lmao 🤣 this is actually a story that makes me wanna ACTUALLY have friends in order to do shit like this.

Made my friends watch the Far Cry experience with me today. Felt a splurge of nostalgia wash over me from that. Vaas a cheeky lil bastard. And much happier when hes not chasing down Jason Brody.

My friend is mad at Vaas for killing McLovin.