Now I’m desperately searching around the house trying to find the Virgil pen...
My grandma gave me a pen she got in the mail from one of those junk mail companies, the ones that send you random stuff if you buy something from them like, once- She gave it to me like a month ago, and it’s really pretty! But you see, thing is, it’s light blue with silver bands on it- Nothing particular about that right? Right!
But, you see, due to a brilliant, lovely thing called association, my brain absolutely refuses to refer to it as anything other than ‘The Patton Pen’- Because it’s blue and silver- And I just, like I didn’t even mean to name it, it just happened, it has had it’s name for a good month now, and I kinda laugh anytime I use it-
So yeah, there really isn’t any story here, I know it seemed like I was leading up to something, but I just wanted to share the fact that I have unintentionally named a pen after Patton-
been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before
This is great for me cuz I do get a recommendation but I probably don’t have to give one seeing I have a total of 9 followers
alrighty! let’s try something. everyone who reblogs this post will get a music recommendation in their inbox from the person they reblogged this from. let’s share some music we love.
A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]
Wait what? Do- Do you think my English workbook might be right......? What is going to happen? @danielhowell @amazingphil
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What does string cheese have to do with tumblr? Would it surprise you to hear that over 93.8% of users use their tumblr accounts to talk about cheese? Don't fact check me, I made that up.
But seriously, I need to know what is your favorite type of string cheese. The winner of this poll will be turned into a piece of tumblr merch that will exist forever (or until the robot uprising) so vote wisely.
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