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Riddle me this...
If Mike is straight then why is he gay?
Giving Arther and John the Ena treatment
Fancy bébé. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1910.
This scene!!
hi everyone i made a uquiz where i give you a new years resolution
A Study in Scarlet
youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good
“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
*sci-fi weapon charging noises*
Tag yourself - I’m the snoozer. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
Whenever I look at pictures of opossums with all their bebes i think of that one Queen song.
She works hard EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.
mmmmmm miniongate... yesssss.....
big boss @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz
new byler gate alert!!!!!
(miniongate master post)
tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it
may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!
first of all, their colors.
wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!
ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:
awwww🥺
anywho. third! so there’s this:
the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️
so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!
alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations
this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!
anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out
(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )
do y'all ever read/watch something and then afterwards you pull one of these
...And everytime i meet one i'm like "oh shit for real?"
ena trend from tiktok was too cute i had to
THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES - A STEAMPUNK FANTASY ADVENTURE
Half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.
In an obscure republic in the years leading up to World War One, ordinary seamstress Colette Geise is thrust into the centre of an extraordinary conflict when she finds herself magically attached to the power source of an alien doomsday weapon. This leads her to team up with a pair of theives- rogue artificer Eisen Iyer and gun-slinging gourmet Telesphore Winterlich- on a madcap roadtrip across Belle Epoque Europe.
A perfect audio drama for fans of Shadow and Bone, His Dark Materials, Leverage and A Series of Unfortunate Events
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Listen to all three seasons here, or wherever you get your podcasts.
For the ones that need it today
You see the end, I see a breakthrough
IT'S TIME! The Far-Fetched Animated Pilot Kickstarter has officially LAUNCHED! To kick things off, here's a first look at our fully animated series opening!
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All the gods have been domesticated
And Heaven is now overrated
from this (@fadingdeerentity)
guess who finally listened to the new episode of Malevolent
(i still wasn't ready ....)
Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
Groove-Billed Ani
Hoatzin
Pheasant Coucal
Hey, this one goes out to anyone who listens to fiction podcasts / audio dramas. I need your help. I've been asked to do some research on podcasts and as I am insane about fiction podcasts I decided to be specific and look into my interests. unfortunately i only know one person IRL who listens to these shows and that's not enough data for my course.
The form should only take a few minutes, if that (the more detailed the better) and there's a yap box for anyone as insane about these shows as me or if you want to recommend a podcast you want more people to listen to.
I deeply apricate anyone who does this. Thank you so much. If you can please share this with people you know who listen to these shows, I also have a more general form for all podcasts if people want that one. Love you all :)
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