Single Mages Are Dying To Meet You!

ROUND 4

the updated autopsy report

Is it really that important?: yes

Why is it important?:

it's iconic, and it's a much memed line in the fandom. also, it's actually plot-relevant, as it resets all the progress that you've made and really shows the shitty tactics edgeworth uses in court.

Cocoa (Hot chocolate)

Is it really that important?: At first you think it isn’t, but then it becomes like the most important object ever

Why is it important?:

Okay, so I’m hoping this counts, because the object isn’t a specific cup of cocoa but rather the cocoa itself, which is made new and served and drank in a variety of different cups by a variety of different people throughout the course of the series. Despite it being *technically* new cocoa every time it appears, it is still the same recipe and serves the same purpose in the story. The cocoa comes from a French cafe and is frequently imported and drank by the one of show’s main character: The Interviewer. The Interviewer adores the drink, and consumes and ungodly amount of it. To express his enthusiasm for it, he has described it as “as pure as the angles”, “divine as deity”, and “sweet as sin”. He frequently offers it to his clients, who are people that come to him asking to fake their death and start over with a new life. Almost all of these clients, as well every other character in the show that tries the cocoa, remarks on how incredibly delicious it is. For the first couple seasons, you think it’s just a funny running gag. As time goes on, however, it is revealed that the cocoa actually has magic healing properties. The recipe involves adding a substance nicknamed “Patience” that can fix wounds and cure illnesses and just make you feel better in general. That is one of the main reasons everyone loves it; though I’m sure the cocoa by itself was probably pretty good too. Additionally, the reason the Interviewer drinks so much of it is because he is actually over 3,000 years old, and has been using the cocoa to keep himself alive and basically immortal. This becomes very plot relevant when the Interviewer no longer has access to the magical version of cocoa and starts to die because of this lack.

Oh google ai overview I love how stupid you are

The Watcher - Kurt Huggins

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

i haven't been writing anything here recently

here are a few reasons:

i didn't feel like doing anything really

i started writing in my diary again

almost nothing was happening, because i felt like doing almost nothing

i started writing plans for short stories and that took some time

also i played a piano a bit, after a long break

and yesterday i started listening to woe.begone and so far i love it

i still haven't finished watching the last movie so i didn't know what i would even write about

i'm a bit more depressed lately than usual, because there are major changes afoot and i don't feel prepared at all

A glimpse of freedom

today has been amazing

i even got complimented on my music skills ☻

The king in yellow

Also damn I didn’t mean to give him that much of an hourglass god damn

my two beautiful horse plinkos