Olu And Frenchie Inventing The Pyramid Scheme And Roach Inventing Peanut Butter. Truly An Innovative

This is a random take, but in the film industry, Senshi would totally work at craft services. The film students that I know(most) don't have 3 healthy meals a day. I know I don't. I live off coffee and snacks... Senshi would be disappointed in me. I'm sorry king. I have let u down :c

This art style is so crunchy I love it

ghost marriage ace bcs awooga

i sincerely apologise for the person spider-man: across the spiderverse (2023) has made and will make me.

This was so cute omg , kicking my legs fr

Yuu is Loopy and Doesn't Recognize Them

Based of this meme I saw and I couldn't get it out of my head

GN. Yuu isn’t drunk but is loopy on potions/meds. A bit Suggestive??? Leona calls you Scavenger/Pillow Enjoy

Riddle 

Riddle swore that when he sees Ace again, it will be off with his head. The brain dead idiot is responsible for landing you in the nurse's office. Thankfully, according to Professor Crewel, you will be okay and were ready to go back to Ramshackle. 

Being the responsible boyfriend he is, he made sure to take your arm and guide you through the mirror to Ramshackle and into the creaky dorm. You were obviously still a bit out of it as you stumbled through the hall and didn’t appear to hear anything he said. As he approached the stairs, wondering how he would get you into your room did you speak.

“Where are we going?” You slurred rubbing your temples with your fingers. “To your room,” Riddle answered. “Rose, can you hear me now?” Riddle asked, voice tinged with worry. “Why are we going…” you paused trying to formulate words, “…to some room?” Riddle raised a brow and spoke slowly, relaxing his grip on your arm as he did so. “You need to get some rest, don’t worry I’ll make sure you sleep well, okay?"

To his confusion, you suddenly pulled away from him and stumbled back a little. “Ah, Rose what are you—“ “Sorry you seem really nice and all but I have a boyfriend.” “Huh?!” Stumbling backward away from Riddle you practically fell onto the couch behind you. “Sorry I’m not gonna sleep with anyone, I have a boyfriend…” You slurred again, making Riddle stiffen before going pink and letting out a chuckle. 

“Rose, I am your—“ “Goodnight” You whispered before promptly passing out on the couch. Riddle just stood there for a moment stupified, before softly chuckling to himself. You really did love him, huh?

Leona

“What's wrong with you?” Leona asked upon seeing Ruggie drag his seemingly blitzed-out partner behind them into his room. “I dunno what happened but Professor Crewel said to let them rest,” Ruggie responded. “So you brought them to me?” Ruggie’s face fell, he knew damn well if he were the one to take you home that Leona would have complained. “Well, they’re your problem now shishishi! Good luck”

Letting out a yawn, Leona looked over to where you stood wobbling. “Come here, Pillow.” The lion leaned up and pulled you toward the bed. You weakly tried to pull your hand away. “Eh? What gives?” Leona’s ears twitch as you stumble back. “My boyfriend will get upset if he sees you holding my hand. “Oh yeah?” The lion smirked.

“Yeah, and I’m not a cheater either so leave me alone.” You mutter, eyes fluttering as you fight off sleep. Leona pulls you closer to him easily. “I am your boyfriend.” The shocked expression that arises on your face is one he will never forget. “No way that's awesome!”

“Yeah yeah, get to bed, scavenger.” He smirks, pulling you into his arms. As you fade into unconsciousness, he watches over you. Just how did he get so lucky?

Azul

Azul didn’t know who he should be mad at: Jade for feeding you some mysterious mushroom concoction that he sure would have no side effects or you for actually agreeing to test out Jade’s new drink. Regardless you are now in the VIP room of Mostro Lounge as Azul goes through some of the potions he has on hand. 

Sitting on the VIP couch you watched as Azul kneeled beside you. The mer fussed over you as you seemingly stared through him. Despite his lips moving you couldn’t hear anything he said. “Um, Angelfish are you alright?” Azul asks nervously as your eyes bore a hole through him.

“You kinda look like… my boyfriend…” you slur. If he wasn’t worried sick, he would have actually found the situation humorous, dumbfounded he responded. “Well, what does he look like?” “He’s so beautiful, man.” You sigh.

Azul feels his cheeks heat up as he uncorks a curing potion, wondering how he’s going to get you to drink it. “Like… I love him so much… He’s so pretty and soft and I wanna hold him…” “… Come now love, try and drink this and then rest…” The mer stutters and holds the bottle to your lips. Thankfully, you downed it pretty easily and promptly fell asleep muttering about how much you loved your boyfriend the whole time. Azul’s face was several shades of blue.

Jamil

Vil ended up poisoning you pretty badly during his overblot, and Jamil has been worried sick, to say the least as he sits beside your bed in the nurse's office, impatiently waiting for you to wake up. As you begin to stir, all of Jamil’s attention snaps to you.

“Yuu?” He calls out, giving you a few moments to stir and wake up. You blink tiredly at him before sitting up and looking around. Jamil wanted to crush you into a hug and ask if you were alright but knew that it may overwhelm you.

“Are you alright?” He asks, taking your hands into his as the heart monitor continues to beep. You blink owlishly and look at your hands. “I have a boyfriend.” You say after a while. Jamil didn’t know if he should be annoyed or amused, but it did flatter him to know how loyal you are to him.

A mischievous glint appears in his eye. “I am your boyfriend.” Your eyes widen as the heart monitor picks up, beeping loudly as you smile. “I love you…” You slur, trying to lean into your lover's touch.

Vil

After a certain Shroud’s overblot, you were left hospitalized in a coma for a week. Vil was worried sick and visited you as much as he could, if he couldn't be there, Rook would watch over you for him. When he saw a text notification for Rook saying you were awake, he went to visit you immediately.

Rook didn’t have time to warn Vil about your condition as he walked in and immediately held your face, looking deep into your eyes before hugging you, body shaking as he held onto you. “You’re awake…” He says after a long pause.

You pull away from Vil, and the blond gets ready to scold you for your reckless behavior until he notices your expression. "I have… a boyfriend named Vil… sorry…" you babble before passing out again. Vil would make sure to scold you later

Idia

He was confused when he saw Ortho holding your hand and guiding you to his room. He didn't know how to explain it, but as he watched you through the camera feed something about your movements felt… off

Once Ortho dragged you into his room did he figure out what was wrong? "It's the side effect of their medication," Ortho said after explaining how you ended up in the nurse's room— why did they even discharge you in this state??

Idia groaned and started to clean off his bed to make room for you, before getting up and helping Ortho to guide you over to his bed. "Come on Yuu-shi the sooner you sleep the better." You didn't budge. Instead, you stared through him. Idia stared back awkwardly.

"You seem nice but I already have a boyfriend and I love him." Idia's hair flushed pink. "Eh? What did you say?" "I love my boyfriend and only him so I can't sleep with you…" 

You instead sit down slowly and lay on the floor, immediately falling asleep much to Ortho's confusion and Idia's embarrassment.

Malleus

"Oh dear, what happened to you?" Malleus asked as you stumbled up the path to Ramshackle. It was supposed to be your nightly walk together but you didn't look so good.

You didn't respond as you allowed Malleus to help guide you into Ramshackle and onto the couch. After a moment Malleus asks again, "Mind telling me what happened to you?"

"No worries, I happen to have a recovery spell I can use…" Malleus hums, preparing a spell. "You sound like my boyfriend…" Malleus chuckles. "Is that so Child of Man?" You lazily nod. "He's my most favorite person in the entire world…" you yawn, and Malleus can only admire you, lovestruck. 

"I don't think Jade made me the right tea…" you mutter as you lay down. Malleus makes sure to note that he would have to pay a visit to Jade later as he frets over you.

Feeding off my old Senshi Film AU, I retract my statement (Senshi would still work as craft services) but I was working today and I haven't eaten this good in a while (due to my own stupidity) craft services popped off and I hope they all have the best day, the best life. I love craft services <3

with the power of friendship and magic !

This is everything i never knew i wanted but wholeheartedly needed <3

Okay, but OFMD Gang playing D&D during downtime would be both hilarious and chaotic?

Lucius DMs because he's second most literate and Stede can't be trusted mediating that much detail all at once. That and also he draws everyone's characters.

Everyone has varying levels of low INT except for Izzy and Oluwande who have a surprisingly high WIS.

Black Pete is a bad ass half orc fighter turned wholesome by the gang and keeps on trying to cheat by wooing Lucius to give him more stat points.

Buttons is an old goblin druid with seagull familiar. Nobody is sure wtf he does. Possibly witch. Maybe sorcerer. They try not to question it since the guy's good at keeping watch.

Frenchie is clearly a Bard and Supports with shields and distractions in combat. Passives in rogue/thief. High charisma.

Roach has vicious elf energy, has heal passives via cooking/meals. Mains as rogue just for stat buffs, but can dual wield as a fighter.

Jim is half-elf and strictly rogue. High DEX. Intimidation buffs through the roof. Skills are buffed by Oluwande by their side.

Oluwande has big wholesome healer energy. Deff neutral good, but has a mace and will fuck you up. He's a bit of a sadistic healer since he won't res unless you tell him what you've learned from your mistakes. Can and will let the Tank die if they run too far ahead.

Wee John & Swede have Barbarian energy. Swede's an Aasimar that's 2sweet4thisrealm. Wee John has subtle Half-Orc (or Dwarf?) vibes with a resistance to fire.

Izzy's a halfling rogue and only here because he was threatened by Stede and Ed bonding, but eventually likes the game and helps Lucius with dungeon builds. Gets put in time out because he's being too critical about the game.

Ivan and Fang are Fighters with Monk and Barbarian passives on both sides. They do great chain combos with Izzy if they get to throw him.

Ed is a half-elf rogue turned sorcerer that has not only devoted himself to the eldritch God known as Kröken, but has mastered the magical class known as Fuckery (Illusion/charisma buffs).

Stede is also half elf (or probably fully human) mage that has stupidly high luck and keeps on rolling Nat 20s which pisses everyone off.

baumer and friends

i need these seventeen seconds bottled and injected directly into my veins

Hypothetically speaking if our flag means death was casting I would do anything to get in.

They need me to play a man? Done

They need someone with 5 years of sword training? I'll have it learnt in 5 days

Heck if they needed me to play a rat

I . Would. Do . It