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Keith: getting it on with lance

Lance: bites Keith in the heat of the moment

Red: my sOn is bEiNg hUrT, natUraLlY I mUSt dEsTroY the opPosItiOn

Welp. There’s all our boys ‘mashed’ together. Yeah. That bright, showboating, cocky douche is the fusion between Bloodstone (Robin), Sodalite (Cyborg), & Anyolite (BB). Meet Ammolite.

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…I’ve blinded you all now, haven’t I? XD

Ammolite is…hm. How to describe him. He’s a charming jerk, I suppose. He’s nice in the way that if he insults you while trying to compliment you, he really didn’t mean to do so. Basically combine everything about the TT boys & you’ll get somewhere close to his personality.

Loud, pretentious/angsty/overdramatic when it comes to his own likes/problems, laughs at his own jokes, super into everything AWESOME & EXTREME. If it was possible, him & Turquoise would be best friends. The annoying pair of assholes who would be super physical with each other & pull a ‘no homo’ at every turn. Though as gems, they have no actual concept of said homophobia. It’s just an example.

Ammolite is basically the jockiest jock who ever jocked. With bad jokes.

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…So who asked for that Gem!Teen Titans AU, huh??? Nobody? Just me? Okay.

…I’mma go make more.

And here we got the boys for the Gem!Teen Titans AU. (^v^)

Dammit Cyborg, why you gotta be so hard to draw?? Though, tbh I had an easier time drawing him in this particular style than the regular TT style. ^_^”

Now…should I draw some fusions or some of the villains? >:)

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Lance's Family (Voltron) Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Slow Burn, Eventual relationship, Happy Ending, Pining, some homophobia, Lots of Cursing, some biphobia, I started this before Lance was revealed to be cuban, Mexican Lance (Voltron), Korean Keith (Voltron), Orphan Keith (Voltron) Summary:

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?” Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? “Alright, it’s a deal.”

Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.

FOUR HOURS EARLIER:

(Damian approaches Jason) Damian: Todd. Jason: Demon-brat. Damian: I have a bit of a… personal query. Jason: …Okay. I’m listening. Damian: You see, there is this person I wish to befriend. How do I do so? Jason: (distracted) I dunno. Just like, show up at their house or something.