Happy Leland Melvin Day

Not sure what I'd be more afraid of, the knife for obvious purposes or the spatula for the less obvious, but more embarrassing purposes

Kggsutsrhvknlggdgs doggy<3

this is so y'all can have this without having to worry about those stupid long posts that keep going around

Have a nice day (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

Have A Nice Day!

Hearing the knife drawer open

Whenever I see a dog, and I mean whenever, I go 💫𝒮𝓉𝓊𝓅𝒾𝒹💫.

Like baby talk, petting (if allowed, always ask the owner, if no owner,be careful), almost crying- ya'know the whole nine yards.

A good video to sum this up is this

YouTube

My voice whenever I see a dog 😂

We all have that reaction, come on 😂---SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE 😹

FOR FREE?!?!!! BRO I'll pay YOU to give you a kiss on da forhead

does anwone want to kiss me forhead

I'm very much not religious in any aspects. However, this brightens my thoughts on religion. Reblog

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

The GA (Gender Affermation) Surgery in Jess's universe must go fuckin hard

yeah

Well did Larry ask him to resign?

obsessed with this image

ALSO JUST FUCKIN REALIZEd

His weed smoking gf is smokin a 'bunt'. HUH?!?!!?!! LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUNT CAKE?!!!??

How the fuck did she smork a bunt cake.

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.