Very True

Me thinking what would happen anytime I looked away from the curry:

What the actual shit

This vegan baking show is unreal…

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

Hobie looks like one of those toys that when you squeeze it hard enough it's eyes pop out.

spiderband + the squinty™

bonus:

PLEASE I NEED MONEY-

Ok so funny thing is, I don't know if I'm trans.

So I don't LIKE my body (body dysmorphia), but I also tend to have thoughts that I dont like that I'm female presenting. I don't think I would be better off as a man, but rather wish I had the genitals of one.

In the end, I identify as a gender fluid person who leans very heavily on the non-binary and masc side of the spectrum who wishes they had a penis.

I have a feeling none of this made a lick of sense

REBLOG

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

Oh my God. I was tagged. I never get tagged :0

50 Follower Celebration Event

Writing prompts bitches

Rules: Choose a prompt and a character from my master list you would like to request for. Choose the number and the character of your choice, beware of the rules. I only write for Gn and male reader. You may request the same prompt twice with different characters.

Child reader will be able to be requested.

Nsfw will be able with top or bottom reader. You need to specify if you want a surprise, simply say writers choice.

Minors will not be able to request Nsfw. Please specify if you want nsfw

I will not allow females on here. This is a male reader blog. Get the fuck out ya crazy Bl women and men.

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“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to bite it for you.”

Yell at me again and I’ll give you a reason to scream- (nsfw prompt)

”Im fully convinced.. You never graduated kindergarten.”

I’ll just go ahead and fuck myself!- (nsfw prompt)

“Im trying to hide a fucking body what do you need?” Well I- Fuck do you mean a body? “Someone tried to touch, [Name].” Oh. “Mm.

I wanna do bad things to you.. Fuck- (HARD nsfw prompt)

“You look nice in my eyes, you wonderful decadent bitch.”

I shit you not.. That ghost has a knife! “Ghosts can’t touch corporeal things!” Ghosts also can’t bleed but look! “That’s a human in a sheet, you fucking idiots.” Oh.

“Your thighs are pillows and the softest thing ever. Be mine.”

Your like.. The cutest little shit ever.

“Oh god.. It’s.. Its.. It’s my boyfriend coming to beat your ass.”

Your like cake. Sweet all around, some people may not like it, but fuck that. I’d love to eat you.- (Nsfw or crack prompt- specify or say surprise me.)

“Could you man handle me like that?” Excuse me? -(possible nsfw prompt)

Excuse me? Sir? Yea with the nice ass- can I get your number?

”Yeah, no yeah.. He hasn’t eaten any people so far.” (Possibly black butler dialogue)

You are literally as sweet a my sweet tooth. “That’s not— w-what?”

“Hmm. I want cuddles.”

I will add more soon. Enjoy. Read the rules.

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Everythings fine, it came out good

I'm making the LeBlanc Special curry. Wish me luck.

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Baby owl nap

The few good things that f@c3b00k offers is not even from them, it's from the people.

Saw this on one of my rare visits to Facebook hell. Thought y'all would want to know