WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dress in your sluttiest goth outfit at my funeral or don’t even bother coming

im so normal

i think ford and fiddleford should have had at least one proper confrontation during their peak Losing Their Minds era. fiddleford on his 3rd car accident that week and barely able to remember his name vs ford hallucinating bill in everything and everyone after having not slept in several days. the fuck would they even do

gods why does this always happen. I finally feel comfortable talking to somebody and I felt like we were going to become a thing and here we go again. 

i may not be magically happy when i’m skinny but i will at least be skinny

in another life i am definitely a bookstore cat

me after saying “it is what it is”