Forgive Me I’ll Buy You Anything 😭😭

Twisted wonderland x Obey Me!Mc

Mc was five when they first went to Devildom and they got adopted by Lucifer as they had no family. They are now 16 yeas old and they get transported to Twisted Wonderland, how will everyone react with Mc having a fucked up sense of humour, can blackmail people in minutes, just to cute to say no to and really innocent (the brothers protected her innocent a little too much).

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Mc has NO fear at all. After you have face Lucifer enough times nothing scares you anymore. Mc has eaten stuff that should have killed them... but it didn’t.

Crewel: Yuu! Why did you eat that, bad dog!

Mc: We eat this all the time back at home! It’s totally normal.

Crewel: That was highly poison to humans!

Mc: Oh. Well I’m fine!

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At random day Mc will have one of the demon brothers following them or sleeping on them. The first time it happened was with Belphegor, he slept on mc for the whole day and they had to drag him around the school.

Ace: Yuu who’s that?

Mc: He’s Belphegor Avatar of Sloth.

Ace: What is he doing?

Mc: He’s sleeping dumbass

Deuce: On your head.

Mc: Yes.

Deuce: Are you use to him sleeping on your head as you drag him?

Mc: Of course, he dose this all the time. Now let’s go to class.

*At class*

Crewel: Yuu! Who is that sleeping on you?

Mc: He’s Belphegor the Avatar of Sloth.

Crewel: He can’t be here as he is not a student.

Belphegor: I will do what ever I want you stupid mortal being!

Crewel: What did you just say!

Belphegor: Fuck you! I will sleep wherever I want to!

Mc: He’s a demon.

Crewel: Please tell me sooner if someone is a demon puppy.

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The strongest demon that had ever followed Mc around would be Mammon, which people weren’t scared of as he my be powerful but is actually really nice. Night Raven College has only seen Belphegor, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satan and Mammon. So after winter break Lucifer arrived at the school, sending everyone into shock.

Lucifer: Yuu! Where have you been!

Mc: I have been going to a school called Night Raven College in Twisted Wonderland.

Lucifer: You can’t use magic in that world.

Mc: I know. I have a cat raccoon thing named Grim that can do magic.

Lucifer: I will be following you around today. Now where are you from you surely don’t sleep in this place.

Mc: I do sleep here...

Lucifer: Take me to the headmaster so we can have a little chat about your living conditions.

Ace: Yuu ready for another d-

Lucifer: *Smiling and glaring at ADeuce*

Deuce: Umm. H-hello s-si-sir Lucifer!

Mc: He’s my papa!

Grim: He came in the middle of the night.

-Later in Crowley’s office-

Mc: Headmaster someone needs to see you~

Crowley: If you are asking about the way home I’m not d-

Lucifer: No. I want to talk to you personally.

Crowley: Mr. L-Lucifer! What brings you here?

Lucifer: I want to know about the dorm you put my child in and how you treat them.

Crowley: Uh um. Ohhhh yes. We can talk about that.

Mc: I have to go to class bye.

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Mc and Grim had now gotten Ramshackle dorm renovated and their allowance has been raised. In the end it is now school known that Mc is the adopted child of Lucifer Avatar of Pride.

U don’t simp for the first and second years of twst right… yk their canon age right.. bc all these twst adults asking for moots have me literally CRYING THEYRE ALL SO../neg THEY KEEP SIMPING FOR CANON 16 AND 17 Y/OS AND THEYRE LIKE 20

No. I don’t, I see them as little brothers 😭😭

I like Idia and Cater because they’re one year younger than me but don’t simp. That’s pretty much it

Pink or Gray layout ? 🤔

Let’s play ball

avi.what was that Trey post 😇

I just saw it and was shocked I’m so sorry 🚶🏽‍♀️

Please don’t hate me 😭😭😭

2/22/22 - nice

OCTOPUSSY I CANNOT ❗️❗️

I CANT SPELL IT EITHER, ALSO IM TAKING OCTOPUSSY TOO ❗️❗️❗️❗️

One more thing -

I’m doing your request rn AND WHY DID YOU SPELL DIASOMNIA LIKE THAT. Dick Insomnia I was ROLLING on the floor. I’m using that now btw ❗️❗️

BRUH HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SPELL ITTTT 😭😭 it took me so long how to do heartslaybul correctly and now I’m stuck on octopussy dorm too. 😭⁉️

Can I request anothe r or do u want me to wait

U can request another one, I’m finishing the other one rn ❗️

I was having a good day. I was having a good fucking day before this 😕👆

Imagine fucking Ace before his basketball game. He said it was to 'motivate' him,and you couldn't really say no to him. He's usually a brat but he asked nicely for once? Oh you're gonna fuck him hard that he can't even score,let alone walk.

Everyone would be so confused on why Ace was limping,well,some of them might know,but Ace didn't care about that. Fucking before his game was the best sex ever.

You're gonna expect this more often now because he's obsessed with it.

── MONACHOPSIS (noun): the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place

summary: the world around you keeps changing, and it has for hundreds of years. but in the rapid changing liyue harbor you can’t help but feel out of place, maybe it’s time for a change of scenery...

pairing: various genshin characters x gn!reader

disclaimer: you do not have to look anything like zhongli to be his offspring!! he has literally changed forms many times so it’s possible to look however you want!!

<- chapter 2 | series masterlist | mondstadt profiles ->

barbie-toes?

FUN FACTS:

• the first new chapter on this blog 👀 lots of questions and no answers, BUT we’re going to mondstadt baebyyy

• hu tao is v random but we’re used to that so that’s why we don’t question the picture

• xiao makes me so soft i love him to bits, like his birthday letter PLEASE no random fact here just my love for one adeptus and only one

if you asked me and i forgot please tell me again bc i just went off of my form! and if your name is in purple i can’t tag you :(