I Don’t Need Bitches.

Dear writers of tumblr,

Guys I just found something shocking 😰

Did you know that.. gay people.. EXIST?!!!

I KNOW RIGHT! I WAS SO SHOCKED TOO!

Turns out, not everyone who simp for fictional men are women! 😰

AND not all women simp for fictional men!

ANOTHER SHOCKER THAT I’VE FOUND WAS.. not all people go by she/her and he/him pronouns! 😰😰

And get this.. some women.. are born AMAB!! I KNOW RIGHT??? THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT!! Same thing with men too! Some are born AFAB!!

OH AND GET THIS.. some people.. are AROMANTIC!! AND ACESEXUAL TOO!!

Oh wait 🥺🥺 I forgot.. gays aren’t real, trans people are aliens from mars, and aro/ace individuals are just confused!

Jokes aside, get tf better bro. I dont give a flying fuck ab you and your wittle feewings 🥺 be inclusive. Tag YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

TRANS PEOPLE EXIST

GAY PEOPLE EXIST

ARO/ACE PEOPLE EXIST

and dont even get me STARTED on poc 💀 ya’ll instantly start fucking SHUDDERING at the mere IDEA that not EVERY person who reads fanfictions online are caucasion.

Also, yes, I’m aware not every writer is a delusional snowflake. However, unfortunately, the majority of the community is.

If you are one of such inclusive writers (even if all you do is tag your works properly) I wish you the very best. <3 Thank you, for your acknowledgment of neglected minorities is just.. amazing! <3 And for those who write for these minorities.. THANK YOU! Your works, even if they may be small or lazy, have made someones day. :)

oof i hope tumblr let’s you answer ask soon.

Hopefully

Might choose the grass starter this time.

- a person who always uses fire types

Pokémon scarlet and violet starter information revealed

Sprigatito

Category: Grass Cat Pokémon

Height: 1′4″

Weight: 9 lbs.

Type: Grass

Ability: Overgrow

The capricious, attention-seeking Grass Cat Pokémon.

Fuecoco

Category: Fire Croc Pokémon

Height: 1′4″

Weight: 21.6 lbs.

Type: Fire

Ability: Blaze

The laid-back Fire Croc Pokémon that does things at its own pace

Quaxly

Category: Duckling Pokémon

Height: 1′8″

Weight: 13.4 lbs.

Type: Water

Ability: Torrent

The earnest and tidy Duckling Pokémon.

Oh em gee.. I INNSLIRED Y⁉️⁉️ social media influencer here 🙄💪‼️‼️

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malleus and idia my little social reject bf meow meows

Hey, Idia is my social reject bf 🤨🤨🤨

That Flower Shop in Mondstadt (Various Mondstadt Characters)

“Oh! Mr. Diluc!” Diluc comes to your flower boutique every morning to pick up new flowers to replace to freshen up his winery which was just next door to your boutique. You always wonder why such a wealthy man would wanna buy flowers from your plain, humble shop. He had all the money in the world to buy much more beautiful flowers from much more famous and luxurious flower boutiques, so why buy here? Well, you weren’t one to question him, and you didn’t mind him.

“Good morning,” he simply stated as he went back to looking at the flowers.

“Those windwheel asters….did they come in yesterday?”

“Yeah! My family is constantly harvesting flowers, and I’m trying my best to help them!”

Your family run a farm all the way back in Liyue where they not just sell flowers, but fruits and vegetables too. 

“Are you perhaps preparing for the Windblume Festival to take place? You sure have a loaded amount of it, as well as cecilias.”

“Well, I told them that and asked if they can import more of those flowers to, you know..”

“Economics.”

You giggled at his statement.

Your shop was at hot topic during the Windblume Festival. Not only were your flowers good quality, but they were cheap too, something you prided over your shop.

“Anyways, I would like to buy these windwheel asters.”

“Alright!”

After paying for his flowers, you greeted him.

“Hope you have a nice Windblume Festival, Diluc!”

It wasn’t visible, but his face was printed with a small smile on his delicate features.

“You too.”

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“Good afternoon, y/n!”

“Hi, y/n!”

“Jean! Barbara! Welcome!”

Jean and Barbara, the two beautiful sisters, would always come here to visit your boutique to check out new flowers and, of course check up on their best friend, you. Always in the early afternoon.

“So, y/n. What tea have you brewed today?”

“Some osmanthus tea.”

Your family love delivering herbs to you, just so you won’t miss the taste of home. You found that really sweet, and also a great opportunity to share this earthy tea to others not from Liyue.

“Ooh! Nice!”

You poured the tea into three teacups as the smell of the osmanthus tea wafted through the air which helped calm the atmosphere of the tranquil boutique.

“One for you and one for you.”

“Thanks y/n!”

“Thank you very much, y/n.”

“Hope you have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

“You too!”

“Yeah!”

You three giggled.

“Cheers!”

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“See you got super excited over the Windblume decorations of your store, y/n!”

“Yes, hello Venti.”

The bard would come to your boutique randomly, but always in the afternoon. He likes coming to your boutique to talk about many things and he even offered to play some music for some “boutique jazz” is what he liked to call.

“Say, I like those turquoise and gold banners you have this year!”

“You don’t say?”

“Mhm! Anyways, do you still have some of that, ahem, osmanthus wine of yours your family is also well known for?~” he raised his eyebrows with that, oh so, suggestive smirk. He might be cute, but he was very much a mischievous bard.

“Yes, yes, I do,” you smiled and rolled your eyes, taking out the auburn bottle with a yellow gold and white label on it.

“Ahahahaha! Wonderful! As thanks, I’d like to invite you to be one of my pupils!”

Oh, you know this. He always does it every Windblume Festival where he would get people and teach people on how to write a good poem. Looks like you made pre-payment for a class you haven’t attend yet.

“Oh, no, I really shouldn’t! Ahehe…”

“Oh where’s the fun, y/n? It’ll be way more fun than last year! Promise!”

You sighed. That’s what he said every year. But you couldn’t resist thos adorable puppy eyes he was giving you. Ah, he’s lucky he’s cute.

“Alright, fine.”

“That’s the spirit, y/n! Meet you at five in the evening! Have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

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“Albedo.”

“Y/n”

Albedo came here to buy your flowers and use them for experiements.

Sometimes he came with Sucrose but it looks like today he came alone.

“Any flowers you would like to buy?”

“Hmmm, yes. Those qinxings and wolfhooks over there.”

“Alright.”

As he finished paying, he asked you, “So, y/n. Have any plans for today’s Windblume Festival?”

“Oh, eh, yeah. Just recently. Venti asked me to participate in his poetry class,” you sighed.

He simply chuckled. “Well, that’s nice.”

He gave you an amber stone, on it, or more like inside it, was a cecilia.

“I was experimenting with minerals and in the process I made this. I found it quite beautiful, so I thought maybe I should give it to you for the Windblume Festival.”

You smiled softly. “Yeah, it really is beautiful. Thank you so much, Albedo!”

“You too!”

“Oh yeah, tell Sucrose I said hi!”

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“K-Kaeya??”

“Why if it isn’t the Lady Silk Flower herself, y/n!”

“Please stop calling me that…”

Kaeya was that flirtatious knight, as well as Diluc’s brother. He would always be at Diluc’s winery to drink together with Venti and Rosaria. He’s not really there to buy flowers, more so of your osmanthus wine you sold, but he’s not really a regular customer, nor was he a rare visitor. Usually in the evening. But as charming as he is, why did he want to learn poetry when he’s a natural at being a poetic and constructive flirter?

“Well, Venti, what do you say?”

“Deal!”

You groaned internally. Great, now there’s homework.

“So, Silk Flower, what are you going to be writing about?” Kaeya asked as he gave you a playful smirk.

As much as this guy was pulling at your nerves, you couldn’t help but swoon internally of how fine he looks. That damn knight.

“Love,” you said as your facial features remain stoic.

“Ahahaha! Oh you!”

There was a comfortable silence between the both of you.

“Why not tomorrow at seven in the evening I invite you over to the Dawn Winery? Hm?~ Don’t worry, the drinks are on me.”

“I don’t really drink, but, if you want, I can bring a bottle of my family’s osmanthus wine?” you offered.

He simply let out a soft chuckle before he used his hand and gently grab your chin and tilted you up to face him.

“I just want you, though.~”

You blushed a crimson red before you pushed him away. “Oh shush! You want my wine or not?!”

“Of course , of course!” he laughed

Geez.

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“Hm?”

“Surprise!”

Dawn Winery was filled with all the familiar faces. From Diluc to Sucrose and even Albedo was there, smiling.

“What’s going on?”

“It’s a thank you party of course!”

“Thank you party?”

“Yes,” now Diluc got your attention, “Before Windblume, I saw you working day in and out to import and export flowers, and of course your family wine. We just wanted to thank you and that we appreciate your hard work, y/n. You’re flowers and presence really freshen and lighten our day.”

“Mhm! Now come sit down and be merry with us, y/n!” Venti exclaimed with that drunk smile of his.

“You-you guys…you really didn’t have to do this.”

“Of course we had to, y/n,” Jean smiled warmly.

Barbara nodded. “Yeah! You deserve it!”

Albedo simply nodded.

“But-”

Diluc cut you off as he pat your head to which you instantly shut up and looked at him with a slightly red face.

“Yes. Yes you do, y/n. Now, let us enjoy this moment together. All of us.”

Now he really smiled.

nah did my prev ask go through because if it didn’t I’m gonna just post it on my acc 😭😭

You might need to post them on your Acc 😅😅

That photo made me laugh for NO reason ‼️

Vocaloid Avi era !

Biophobia - Fear Of Nature

Description-

You, The Reader, are the God/Goddess of the element Dendro. You do not have Biophobia, exactly, but you do fear people using your vision to spilt the regions of Teyvat so you only give your vision to people with the Purest of Hearts. Cyno your informant gives you updates about the regions when he’s out for his expeditions, his recent expedition was his trip to Mondstadt!

Chapters -

Y/N + Cyno Introduction (UP NEXT)

Prologue

Chapter One

Chibi Michi masterlist

Halcyon ( Takemichi x little sister x Toman )

Takemichi as an older brother

Chapter 1

Chaper 2

Chapter 3

Toman reactions

Her being reckless like her brother.

Mispronouncing their names.

Punching them

Mikey stealing her away.

Takemichi eating her food.

She has a crush on a classmate

Piggyback rides

Bad future

Version 1

Version 2

Version 3

Misadventures of Chibi Michi

Inui and Koko

Haitani brothers

Water gun battle

Mr Vampire

Meme

Tag list: @fakyu-desu