But You Should Choose Wisely...

the best part of having a cake is you can have cake for breakfast, nobody can stop you

ALERT TO ALL UNITS I REPEAT CODE 6 THE ":3" LEVELS HAVE REACHED CATASTROPHIC LEVELS EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, REINFORCEMENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY HOLD UNTIL THEY ARRIVE, I REPEAT ALERT TO ALL UNITS IT'S A CODE 6-

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

He's giving you time to prepare

was playing undertale battle mode and this bug was very in character

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

I'm so fucking scared of death, I am *FUCKING* terrified

you're telling me that, at some point in time, I'll just stop existing? like, everything just disappears, there's NOTHING anymore?

holy fuck, we need to figure out digitisation so that we can stop that, how do people just *deal with this*

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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