That's A Giraffe, What Are You On About?

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Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please

It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades

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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

Man watching sunset with his dog

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My brother in Christ that's what the 16 other hours of the day are for.

they should have naptime at work, and silent reading time, and recess , and

i am in the house like carpet

RIGHT?!

i could take a guttertank

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