BORN TO FORGET

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

i don't hate you 🎂 (portal animation meme)

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

im the original piss (soda) drinker

hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

Hear me out:

I think Zelda should have kept a couple of dragon traits. Just a few.