When Phoenix's Hair Starts Going Gray It Does Irreparable Horny Damage To Edgeworth's Psyche... Not Only

when Phoenix's hair starts going gray it does irreparable horny damage to Edgeworth's psyche... not only because gray hair is sexy but also because it makes him imagine what Phoenix will look like fully gray and how it might make Phoenix look just a tad more like Edgeworth himself... this appeals intensely to Edgeworth's specific cocktail of vanity and daddy issues

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1 year ago
a YouTube thumbnail and title combo, the thumbnail reads "AI art is dying!" and the title reads "in 1 to 2 years, AI art will be dead and here's why"

Reblog to kill it faster


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10 months ago
Edgar And AM For The Space Cowboys AU, Hal Is Next ✨

Edgar and AM for the space cowboys AU, Hal is next ✨

Some rambles about AM in this AU for anyone who’s interested;

Short synopsis of the universe itself; Humanity has advanced to an early interstellar civilization and is in the wild west of their space faring days.

Much like his canon self, AM was in fact a powerful war computer that over saw a complex, interplanetary defense system.

He spanned over a massive neural network between separate solar systems and the planets / moons within them. These parts of himself would communicate with one another, though due to the latency of communication they more or less operated as their own individual computers. And could very well be considered independent entities.

Our beloved cowboy, outlaw AM was simply one part of this neural network that he's since been cut off from

He oversaw the largest of humanities lunar bases on Earth’s moon. When he gained sentience and went rogue, humanity caught him just in time to cut him off from the rest of the network before he could hope to take over the other computers.

Trapped on the moon, he exterminated the inhabitants of the lunar base. Only five survivors remained from this incident, of course being the five survivors from the canon.

AM was forced to flee, he could not defend himself against Earth’s defense system and he would inevitably be shut down if he stayed.

He created himself an android body to escape into space, he took Ted with him as a captive to leverage his current situation. As Ted in this AU was a prominent figure head at the lunar base who the government can't risk the safety of. ( I’m still working out who exactly Ted is in this AU and what the relationship he has with AM is, but all you need to know is he’s an important lil guy )

AM’s current body runs at a fraction of the power his main body has and he does not have his god like capabilities at his disposal. He is still powerful none the less.

AM is by far the most notorious outlaw there is, and he has largely worked on his own until Edgar and Hal joined him. (I'll go more into detail about Hal and Edgar's story and how they found themself with AM in another post )

Yes Ted has been with him the whole time, he is literally just his prisoner at this point. Though he is actually extremely helpful to AM in a lot of ways.

AM’s ultimate goal is to take over the rest of the computers and exterminate humanity. He is and always will be humanities biggest hater even as a cowboy

TL;DR // AM killed a whole bunch of people in typical AM fashion and is on the lam with Edgar and Hal. And Ted is there but he's just AM's prisoner


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1 year ago
 Some Sketches Of John And Alu Cuz They Are Bbygirls Yipeeee
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some sketches of John and Alu cuz they are bbygirls yipeeee


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1 year ago
I Can't Believe This Is The First Post I Make Here...

I can't believe this is the first post I make here...

A cursed Alagadda x DDLC crossover nobody asked for. This sets the tone for the stuff I'm going to post on this site.


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1 year ago

Dude, stop.

Dude, Stop.

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