He's In His Reputation (Hunter's Version) Era.

look sorrynotsorry but Tech and Phee? I am here for it. Give that woman a nerd man who isn't afraid or unwilling to kill anything that threatens her and can fix her computer/ship/speeder at the drop of a hat.

TBB EPISODE 4 SPOILER (ISH)

Us Hunter simps are being starved, but Tech ate up this episode and he was hot doing it. My little clone loving heart is sappy. I really need my hunter though

@girlzrok-archive 🥰🥰🥰That is insane because I have been having the worst time sleeping since I graduated back in December, and I don't know if it is because of the state of "what next", stress, or something else. I have either not slept for days or sleep or hours on end (it's like a rotation). I will definitely see what I can do about getting magnesium tablets, I have a hard time taking medicine. 🥲

It truly is terrifying, my original comment was dark humor on the terrible sleep pattern I have fallen into.

The fact that I was asleep when @superiorsniper had his ask box open not one, but TWICE. I actually am never going to sleep again, tell me your secrets @exceptionally-minded I've heard you're good at not sleeping. I will make it's everyone's problem until I atleast get one snarky thing from Crosshair.

It is a legal requirement for people to tag me in icons and gif sets of Crosshair from the new episode sorry I dont make the rules but I sure as fuck enjoy enforcing them

Oh my good, Hunter hanging there using just the strength of one arm and his legs, catching something out of mid-air—

My birthday is this month! Could I request Crosshair doing something special for female reader on her birthday?

Birthday Surprise

Crosshair X F!Reader

word count: 634 words

Exactly as the request asks 😊

warnings: none, pure fluff.

A/N: bestie, I am so sorry for the delay but happy belated birthday to you. Enjoy @ilovebadboys … ANOTHER CROSS FIC? IN THE SPACE OF A FEW HOURS? Of course 💋

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“Alright, open your eyes.”

All week Crosshair had been planning this surprise and all week you have been none the wiser. Of course you may have hinted that your birthday was coming up but you didn’t necessarily expect anything from him. Money was tight and the boys had been exceptionally busy so when he came ‘home’ to surprise you, you didn’t expect another array of surprises.

He had practically kidnapped you, scooping you off your feet after he dropped off your gifts, hailing down a galactic cab to reach your first destination which was a lovely restaurant. The food was delicious and it was more enjoyable for you to see him eating food that wasn’t a shared ration bar and gunk from the Kaminoan Cantina.

After that, he took you to a bar where a few drinks were on the cards and it just so happened your favorite local band was playing! Although a little embarrassing that the singer dedicated a song to you after learning it was your birthday which left you red in the face. Crosshair could not stop smirking.

You were thanking him for the lovely night, ready to go home but he takes your hand and shakes his head. “Night’s just getting started.”

He tells you to keep your eyes closed as you walk through the small town and you’re trying to picture the route in your mind but nothing is coming up.

Once your eyes open, the biggest grin plants on your face to see the Marauder perched on a hillside with some familiar faces standing in front holding a large banner.

“The banner was the kids idea.” Crosshair grumbled as he stared at the bright and glittered exploded birthday banner, seeing his brothers and sister waving over to you.

“I can’t believe this!” You say with a laugh, waving back before looking up at him. “You told me they went back to Kamino.”

“What? And have them miss your birthday, baby girl? I don’t think so.” He says with a coy smile, wrapping his arm around your shoulder as he escorts you over to the others who gave you a mix of hugs and pat on the back for your special day.

The night ahead lead to many fun games, some drinking when Omega finally dozed off to sleep, and surprisingly to you; dancing.

Crosshair of course wanted nothing to do with most games and dancing but gladly watched his brothers (mainly Wrecker) dance about which was just him jumping up and down and throwing you about. One by one, the others had called it a night which just left you and Crosshair to sit by the makeshift campfire, cuddled up under a shared blanket.

“Had a good day?” He asks, moving soft circles along your back with his dexterous fingers.

“Perfect,” you sigh happily, resting your head against his shoulders “didn’t know you could pull all this off.”

He scoffs a little and shrugs nonchalantly, feeling a little modest. “Yeah I can’t take all the credit but the others helped me with ideas a lot… but I will take credit for this.” He says with a cool tone, leaning down and capturing your soft lips with his own.

You melt into him, unsure if it was the heat of the bonfire or the scorching of his lips that were making you turn to a puddle in his grasp. When he pulled back, the look in his eyes was nothing short of adoring.

Never had he thought he would have this connection with someone. Never would he think he would do all this for someone who he loved or someone who loved him. “Happy birthday mesh’la.”

You thank him with another soft kiss and enjoyed this rare moment with the Marksman, engulfed in warmth, happiness and pure love.

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Tumblr finally gives us the option to poll each other and the first immediate thing we did was have a poll that was just racing a snail, a caterpillar, and a worm.

And it was so magnificent that both bug and bug race are trending.

I love you guys. I could kill you for not crowning worm the winner, though.

I'm literally obsessed

Cold is the Night (Crosshair x F!Reader) ★ Ch. 3

⠀ Chapter 3: The Cave | AO3 Chapter Masterlist | Ongoing Chapter Summary: In the dark of the cave, you and the Commander wait out the storm. Notes: ★ tysm for all the positive responses to this fic! ★ realized I didn’t point it out before, so: the title of this fic is a reference to the song of the same name by The Oh Hellos! ★ we’ve got a rough final chapter count: around 7! ★ I’ve roughly plotted out this whole story in advance, but I’m writing & publishing it alongside the airing of season 2, so there might end up being incongruencies with canon plot developments. but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ★ enjoy ❄️

“There… That should be good,” you huff, leaning back after you finish the final pat of snow surrounding the Commander’s knee. “Is the pain starting to die down?”

9904 responds only with a nod… But after spending the better part of an hour alone together, you’ve already come to expect this.

You back off without another word, returning instead to your place across the fire from him. You feel his visor follow the movement, but opt to say nothing.

What, after all, are you supposed to do with CT-9904?

If you’re continuing forward with your actual mission objective, the answer is obvious: find a way up the mountainside to the transport that brought you here, get off this frozen rock, and return to base. Carry on as you have been, bunking alongside the enemy and feeding snippets of vital info back home when you can.

Hell, you could probably even get away with killing the Commander and saying he died in the avalanche just like the rest of your squad.

You try not to flick your alarmed gaze toward him at the very thought.

All that sounds well and good, except…

You were never meant to die in this post.

Sure, your infiltration of Imperial forces has never had a set exit strategy—but it’s also never occurred to you whether or not your espionage was meant to simply continue on until you got killed… Or worse, exposed.

And in recent weeks, it’s certainly been a close thing.

There have been a few close calls, rebel escapes that seem a bit too convenient—you’ve seen it in the clench of Vice Admiral Rampart’s jaw at each new “failure.”

The enemy is wising up—or perhaps you’re just getting sloppy.

Either way…

If ever you were looking for an out, a way back to Segomo IV, this would certainly be an excellent opportunity.

You could make it back to the transport, but then proceed to send an encrypted signal back to your camp… Get picked up and flown home with the Empire none the wiser; it would simply look like you had perished alongside your squadmates, body likely disposed of by Karthrexia’s hostile fauna.

You could be out of this damned armor and back with your people before the Imps had any real chance to investigate a possible information leak—

Across from you, the Commander shifts position…

And just where would that leave him?

Could you bring him in as a POW? You know as well as the rest of the death troopers that Rampart has been stingy with offering details to the Commander, so interrogations might prove unfruitful… And with clones being cycled out of use, CT-9904 is unlikely to serve as a very valuable bargaining chip either.

But he’s a person, a small voice in the back of your head chides. He has brothers out there. A family.

You grit your teeth—

So do countless people the Imps have mowed down. And what of them?

With some effort, you force the cold chill of indifference into your thoughts.

I’ll do what I need to do to survive—with or without CT-9904.

“Why did you save me?”

And just like that, the Commander’s sandpaper voice interrupts your self-discipline. You look up at him.

“Excuse me?” Your faux-clueless tone sounds unfamiliar as it leaves your helmet’s modulator. In reality, you know as well as he does that it’s a fair enough question; your chances of escape diminish significantly with an injured companion in tow. He’ll slow you down, at best.

“Don’t play coy, 2653. It doesn’t suit you.” The Commander’s accented drawl sounds bored, almost disinterested, but you know better—your answer here could make or break the next several hours of your shared survival.

The best lies have something of the truth in them, you remind yourself.

“I don’t necessarily share the prejudices of my fallen comrades, Commander,” you begin hesitantly, watching the way his helmet shifts ever-so-slightly at your admission. You continue: “Clone or no, a soldier is a soldier… And I’m not gonna leave a man to die if I can help it.”

It’s not like the other death troopers had made any real effort to disguise their disdain for being given orders by a clone… And though 9904 plays his cards close to his chest, you’re sure his subordinates’ resentment has irked him all the same.

A clone is a sentient being, the same as you. It’s an increasingly unpopular stance to take, even amongst your true allies back on Segomo IV—but if your conscience is what brought you into this fight, it’s your conscience that muddies the waters, as well.

You know yourself, though, and in truth, it’s not just your respect for life that urged you to pull 9904 from the snow—

It’s the knowledge that’s excited you about this entire mission since the beginning. The passing suggestion made by a fellow rebel, one that has been nurtured and blossomed in your thoughts into a greater idea:

With the right, push, CT-9904 could be on your side.

Across from you, the Commander scoffs.

“You should have left me,” he states matter-of-factly; but there’s something else in his tone, something almost like… Disappointment? “Prioritized yourself.”

…And is that not the same vicious thought you had been toying with mere minutes ago? Swallowing thickly, you mumble your response:

“Negative, sir.”

Silence overtakes you both once more as you sit on opposite ends of your meager fire. Brutal winds are howling outside, even bringing the occasional flurry into the dim light of the cave where you’re currently sheltering.

After some indeterminate amount of time, anywhere from several minutes to a couple hours later, you can feel yourself starting to fade.

Turning to your pack pressed against your side for warmth, you pull out a couple ration bars.

“We should eat, keep our energy up,” you explain, voice slightly scratchy from disuse in the cold. Gently, you toss the Commander one of the packages—which he of course catches with eerie precision.

You hesitate only momentarily before removing your helmet, shaking your stiffened hair free from your face in the process. The frigid air nips at your nose and cheeks with a pinprick sting.

The visor of CT-9904’s helmet lifts to meet your gaze.

“...Sir?”

His gloved grip on the ration bar tightens; you can hear it in the crinkling of the wrapper. He’s… Deliberating something, though what, you’re unsure.

At last, with a hissing sigh—he moves to remove his own helmet.

You’ve made a concerted effort throughout this past year to not grow attached to any of your “comrades,” which in the most part has been a breeze thanks to their grating personalities… But perhaps that is why, upon seeing 9904’s face now, you feel like you’re truly looking at him for the very first time.

The regular features of the clones’ faces have been refined, somehow sharpened, on him. The harsh line of his stubbled jaw is limmed in the flickering orange light of the fire, which in turn gives the normally-silver hue of his close-shaven hair a warm glow. A sharp tattoo cuts across his right eye, reminding you in striking clarity of his true name:

Crosshair.

To the Empire, though, he’s just a number—you all are.

But I am not the Empire, you think to yourself. Not really.

At length, he quirks one dark eyebrow—you’ve been staring at each other, you realize. Cheeks flushing a bit more in the chilly air, you look down to your ration and begin unwrapping it. He does the same.

“I think we’ll be able to make it out of this.”

You’re not sure what compels you to say it; perhaps it’s a reassurance as much to yourself as it is to him, you realize bitterly.

You have to make it out of this.

The alternative is, right now, unthinkable.

Crosshair responds with a thoughtful hum, low and tentative like the growl of an animal. Then:

“...You will.”

You.

Not we.

You eye his leg skeptically where the snow is half-melted around his knee.

The two of you eat in silence; the sound of your own chewing barely audible in your ears over the roar of the blizzard raging outside.

The fire is starting to dwindle, and you have nothing to fuel it. You frown.

This is all nothing but a waiting game, now, just as Crosshair had posited earlier—we wait out the storm, he’d said. Regardless of what internal decision you come to, of what you choose to do next, that’s all this is right now: the two of you, alone together, waiting for nature to calm itself beyond the walls of this cave.

As the fire continues to gradually shrink, so too does your only light source in the dark.

“We should sleep,” you mumble, long after you’ve both finished eating in not-altogether-uneasy quiet.

Crosshair’s dark eyes dart upward to meet your own; he nods slightly, before donning the protective warmth of his helmet once more. Reluctantly, you follow suit.

Okay, this… Might be a hard sell.

But you trudge on.

“Commander,” you begin—and you think you notice his posture already stiffening, bracing himself for whatever comes next in your precariously hesitant voice. “The fire is dying. We should, um… Sleep side-by-side, conserve heat. Back-to-back, if you’d like.”

If you didn’t know any better, you’d think the man seated across from you to be a statue, the way his visor snaps to pin you with its inscrutable green plane—and stays there.

Shit shit shit, what are you doing? You’re pushing your—

“Alright.”

Beneath your own visor, you blink.

Alright.

“...Okay, then.”

Gingerly, you move forward to his side of the fire.

It’s a painfully awkward thing, making your limbs work the way you need them to—and not just because of the cold air making your joints feel stiff. Not in at least a year have you shared your personal space with somebody so intimately, and you’re suddenly grateful for the discomfort of the helmet if it manages to obscure your blushing wince.

If Crosshair feels the embarrassment of it all, though, he does well to hide it. Brushing the remaining snow away from his bad knee, he lithely curls into himself in one easy movement, laying on the cave floor with his broad back facing you. Through some maneuvering, you manage to accomplish the same—determined to throw shame out the window, you press the length of your spine to his, quietly reveling in the warmth even his armored body provides.

“Do not hesitate to wake me,” Crosshair mumbles through his modulator; and aligned to him as you are, you’re able to feel the shaky exhale that punctuates his words. Try as he might to conceal it, the man is exhausted.

You nod in affirmation.

“Yes, sir.”

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Hey @mrs-grumpysniper did we both just watch the same thing? Are you ok? How are you doing? Me personally, I am sobbing as I type this and hope all this is spelled correctly.

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