The Sillies

the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

I've just started reading the kane chronicles and i can't stress enough how much i love this book as a biracial kid

Modern Batman comics talking about when Jason Todd was Robin: He was brutal. Unstable. I should've seen the signs... done a better job of training him... raising him...

When Jason Todd was actually Robin:

batman (2016) #117 - batgirls part 3/3 in can’t hardly wait

Rich and pretty

Jason: You're an awful person.

Damian: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty so it doesn't really matter.

HERE LIES JASON TODD...again—wait no he's back—

(I don't actually know how many times Jason has died, but here are the dates I used:

1983 - Jason is introduced 1988 - A Death in the Family 2005 - Under the Hood begins 2006 - The Batarang (after which the Superboy Prime Punch Effect is seen again, so...he almost definitely died here) 2021 - I'm 99% sure Jason dies in Task Force Z and is brought back in the next issue. 2024 - Jason is killed by Zur en Arrh and brought back by Lazarus Resin.)

i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

Jason, walking into a jl meeting in full Red Hood gear with a suspiciously stained green apron on top: I've got a homemade, iced chocolate milk with a splash of coffee, extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup for 'batman'?

Bruce: I asked for someone to make coffee. at the cave, Hood

Jason, audibly smirking while handing Bruce the cup: this is coffee! just the way you like it! and I figured I'd deliver it, you know. to be nice, show you how much I care

Bruce, giving the cup a resigned stare: thank you, Hood.

Jason: of course B! also, just wanted to say thanks for buying me that new motorcycle!

Bruce, with a pained squeak: I ... didn't buy you a motorcycle?

Jason, clapping him on the shoulder: well technically yeah, but I used your card to buy it, so also, technically you did.

Bruce:

Jason: later dad! *casually walks out of the meeting room like he didnt just 'break into' the watchtower*

Bruce: *fond tired dad sigh*

the jl:

Bruce: *starts slurping the drink*

hal: what THE FUCK just happened?!

later:

Jason, strutting back into the batcave: I did it, pay up bitches.

Steph: no way, I call bull. there no way you went through with it!

Jason: my helmet footage says otherwise, Blondie

*collective groaning from the batfam as they all go to get their wallets*

it does not compute

The Batman (2022) + text posts part 2

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