Jason And His Failed Robbery Batman 2016 #16

Hate fanon pit-madness. not only bc it’s just a method to excuse your fav white boi blorbo’s active flaws, but also because I like that he killed people. let him kill those people. he did that. he’s a rapid dog and i love him. He killed once, he’ll kill again and his actions are his own.

i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

Bruce to Damian: If you see any of your siblings doing something that appears reckless, such as jumping off of a cliff, don't hesitate in following them, they've definitely accounted for every possible variable.

Bruce: Except for Tim. If you see Tim anywhere near a cliff, tranquilize him immediately.

U know what's a good vibe. Batman struggling w teaming up with other superheroes, not bcos he's used to working alone, but bcos he's so used to teaming up w children

Can you imagine Damian going through his puberty voice change while trying to intimidate villains?

Damian, in his new Manly Voice: Surrender or suffer.

Condiment King: Never! *sprays soy sauce at Bruce*

Damian: You coward. You fiend. How d—*voice crack, suddenly sounds like Minnie Mouse* —dArE yOU—

Condiment King:

Damian:

Bruce:

Tim: LOL

Condiment King, overcome with secondhand embarrassment: You know what, I’m gonna head home

I've been seeing a lot of people talk about a rebrand of jason on tik tok, calling him phoenix but i don't understand where that's coming from really??? like, i thought we had already established that he was better off as his own person doing his thing as red hood and doing a few appearances on other robin's comics??? the whole thing about jason is him trying to move on from robin and his revenge, why would you want him to be a side kick again?

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause

it does not compute

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

You know that feeling of terror when you get caught stealing Batman’s tires?

Me neither