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Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

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seokjin : You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Junmyeon : Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Taeyong : kris’s current girlfriend dumped him.

Jeonghan : Very publicly.

Hakyeon : With a slap and a splash of wine in his face.

Jinyoung : Also yixing is coming home a month early.

Junmyeon : its like christmas and thanksgiving put together :)

Anonymous asked: Much appreciate your homage posts to the late Sean Connery. Made us proud for all us Scots. Sorry to put you on the spot but in your opinion who was the best James Bond and why? What’s your favourite Bond line?

I feel terribly sad too at Big Tam’s passing. But Sean Connery had - and I hope he forgives me as a half Anglo-Scot for using a very English idiom - a very good innings to go out at 90. He left us with a huge legacy of a surprisingly good body of film works but he also left his mark on how we talk about modern masculinity.

So who was the best James Bond?

It is a question that has been asked time and again, and we can be certain it will get a whole new airing when Daniel Craig’s tenure eventually comes to an end. Answers generally come in three categories. The first are the traditionalists. Sean Connery was Bond, he will always be Bond and anyone else is a poor imitation. The second camp - the majority of whom seem to be Generation X-ers in my millennial experience - who think Bond is about driving a Lotus underwater, wrestling in space with Jaws and – ahem – attempting re-entry with Lois Chiles, and so Roger Moore is their man. Finally, there are those who are not afraid to move with the times, and think the modern day production values mean the films of the Craig era are on a superior level than all that has come before.

These are all reasonable enough views, but they leave out one important consideration: which Bond are we talking about? Because there were only two kinds when we look across the range of actors who portrayed the iconic British spy. There is the cinematic Bond and there is the literary Bond.

Let me explain.

Because there’s nothing like Ancient Greek Philosophy to look at this vexed question of who was the best Bond. So let’s first consider Plato, Forms, and the Allegory of the Cave. Way back when in the long, long ago, Plato, and by extension Socrates, postulated the idea of Forms in which a second, ethereal world contained the eternal, perfect “Forms” from which all physical manifestations derive. To explain this, Plato proposed the concept of prisoners chained in a cave since birth and forced to gaze at a wall in front of them, lit from behind by a raging fire. In front of this fire, and behind the prisoners, puppeteers would hold up puppets that cast shadows. In time, these shadows became reality for the prisoners, for they would have no concept of the physical items themselves. Thus I, very much a modern day Plato, propose that were the puppeteers to hold a tattooed toupee-wearing former coffin polisher in front of the fire, the prisoners would rub their eyes and see… James Bond.

In other words, Sean Connery was the best cinematic James Bond. He is the Bond of cinematic imagination and hence more popularly known in our wider culture.

What Connery offered in his seven-film tenure is a near-perfect balance between all subsequent imperfections and a command of the role that prompted either below par impressions or a significantly different approach so as not to overlap with Connery’s sizeable footprints – footprints too deep enough for the other Bonds that followed to fill. Some people might suggest it was simply because Sean Connery has the luxury of being the first actor to play Bond. However, being the first actor in a role doesn’t always guarantee audiences will consider you the best.

It’s telling that Connery never fancied himself as Ian Fleming’s James Bond. Nothing in his training (largely classical theatre and romantic melodrama)€“ let alone his working class Edinburgh background had prepared him for playing a part that Michael Caine remembers everyone thinking would go to the smoothly cultured Rex Harrison.

Nor did Connery help matters when he turned up to audition for the part of Ian Fleming’s gentleman spy wearing a lumber jacket and torn jeans. “You take me as I am or not at all”€ he told the producers Harry Saltzman and Cubby Broccoli, but though they were eventually won over by what Broccoli called “€œthe most arrogant son of a gun you’ve ever seen”.

As the creator of Bond, Ian Fleming remained unconvinced. Indeed Connery’s casting was much to the chagrin of Bond creator Ian Fleming, who had envisioned Bond in his own image of an upper-class Eton educated Englishman and an officer and a (rogue) gentleman - Fleming himself was a lieutenant-commander in Naval Intelligence, Connery was also in the navy but as an able seaman on HMS Formidable. Fleming remarked, “I’m looking for Commander Bond and not an overgrown stuntman.” Fleming wanted Cary Grant, David Niven or Roger Moore to play his character. Not until the Bond movies were earning him far more money than his books ever had would he stop referring to Connery as, “that fucking truck driver”€.

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And so it continues,

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YoonJin Moments Compilation: Bon Voyage Season 2 Hawaii Edition

please expect lots of fluffy and subtle moments ahead 💞💞

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Prince of Omens part 38

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So, you may remember the Christmas dinner scene from The Christmas Invasion in which Ten is wearing a lovely red hat.

And you may remember the part from The Time of the Doctor in which Clara is running down the stairs after she hears the sound of the TARDIS, and a wide shot then reveals this…

A red hat that blows into the shot on the breeze and settles gently upon the grass in front of the TARDIS, never to be seen again. Yeah. Because I needed more emotional pain.

#ProtectTheoAtAllCost

Bringing this back, who’s in?

kpop idols biggest 4D personalities~

B.A.P’s Jongup-

???? serious or not serious ? that is the question

smol

what is he doing most of the time

just wants to be left alone

SHINee’s Taemin-

boy is thirsty for attention but is shy just give him attention !!!

smol hands big heart

kinda gay for jongin

dancing king on stage // smol dumpling irl

BigBang’s TOP-

WILD

doesn’t know what bad dance moves are

king of throwing shade

2 tall 2 care

Super Junior’s Heechul-

invented the term 4D personality 

kinda owns SM ent.

is not here for anybody’s shit and will make up rumors about himself before anyone else does

looks better than u

EXO’s Chanyeol-

giant puppy elf

limbs are 2 much 2 handle tbh

always SHOOK ??? for why

get u a man who loves u just as yeol loves exo-l’s aka tattoos ur birthday on his arm

Day6′s Dowoon-

a baby

would appreciate it if u didn’t call him a baby thank u very much

only talks if his dads day6 gives him unconditional love and support

**awkwardly drums his way into ur heart**

Seventeen’s Jun-

heechul’s son so ofc he’s gonna turn out to be 4D

quiet but is loud just by existing 

just wants to make a subunit w/ thughao

tol for no reason

iKon’s Hanbin-

meme leader

hanbin is so dumb that he’s actually smart tbh

loves animals but he’s too wild to be a pet dad

willing to get a tattoo of a potato chip for $3

BTOB’s Peniel-

hyperactive sunshine w/ a bulletproof skull that can cut thru watermelons 

epitome of secondhand embarrassment 

smol but fierce

13/10 will steal ur girl

NCT’s Taeil-

self proclaimed mother of nct

tries to be mysterious but honestly he’s as mysterious as mystery flavored lollipops

2 cute 2 react to anything

pretends he’s a fairy when in his bed

Monsta X’s Hyungwon-

meme KING

throws shade without even saying anything

probably thinking abt pepe memes at this exact moment

needs to have a sponsorship w/ starbucks

VIXX’s Leo-

someone just wrap him in a blanket and tell him everything is gonna be ok

awkward aegyo is awkward and forced

only here for wonshik and food

save him

Because we all need this