Eddie: My Future Partner Must Be Brave, Strong, Intelligent, Successful And Organized.

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

steve "i can take care of myself" harrington and eddie "but you don't have to anymore" munson

Ok so like. we know for sure now that if the vampire that turned you dies, you go back to being human. Guillermo wants to spend his life with Nandor, but he didn't like being a vampire. So how do they spend their lives together if one of them is immortal? Well if they can't both be immortal, why don't they both be mortal? Nandor becomes human. He chooses Guillermo over vampirism and they run away into the sunset together. (I'm delusional)

they are so real for this

Love like yours will surely come my way

whoever it was in the set department that was responsible for putting those handcuffs on eddie munson's bedroom must've been giggling like the hoes gon' love this

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001

Omg it's my multiverse of madness

I DID SOMETHING

autistic regulus who fixates on deers after finding out james turns into one. they become his special interest and he collects little deer trinkets, trying to hide it from james bc it’s embarrassing, but he’s so excited to share stuff he’s learned and he has many questions and james finds it endearing as all hell 

keep seeing the same take on tt about how the marauders characterisations are shit because of clothes reg wears or the way some people present janes in a ‘wrong way’ as if there was a right way to do it. this is fic. which people write for free and for themselves. if you don’t like characterisation in fics , fucking write one you DO like and stop hitting on the fic writers who write characters however they want.

ergo : stop calling your takes hot. they’re not even lukewarm