It's A Painstaking Process, But Worth The Effort, Believe Me. My Mind Is Devious And Evil If Not Held

Solitary pursuits can be quite rewarding, after all. If I'm meant to be alone at this time in my life, I may as well make the most and best use of the time. Loneliness only kills if you let it, after all.

I refuse to chase anyone anymore.

This is the pool adjacent to the playground that contains The Fucking Slide (see the accompanying post below).

Why do I get the feeling that there are Banana Hammocks somewhere close by?

Leftists hate being reminded that it's Game Over now...

Day 1 - No Time Wasted 🤔

For years now, I've held Lady Gaga as the benchmark for how musicians and musical talents should interact and behave with their (her) fans, and this latest underscores that sentiment. She is everyone. Everyone, not all, singularly, herself. Feminine/ masculine/ whatever, she is that. Her eyes tell all the stories. I could see myself swimming and swooning in her eyes. I absolutely adore what she embraces. Perfecto!

I'd love to write a story about her, one that unleashes what she is, what she does, and what she brings. There's music and spectacular art in an endeavor like that, I've no doubt. So, LG (Life is definitely Good with this woman in it...), if you've a mind to, give me a shout and let's do a raw collaboration...

You're a Muse and a Goddess in my reality.

...in my reality...

Could be a title for an album... just sayin'...

Lady Gaga, photographed by Steven Meisel and styled by Edward Enninful for Vogue UK December 2021 & Vogue Italia November 2021

Pt. III

My question now is whether this man is now guilty of involuntary manslaughter...

There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large, troublemaking biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly.

I burst into tears. “This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home. At home, I found my wife with another man. Then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I bought a drink and dropped a suicide capsule in it. Then, after all that, as I sat down here watching the poison dissolve, you come in here and drink the whole damn thing!

I love the telltale sign that a liberal drone is at work in their posting: The comments are always turned off. That way no dissenting voices can be heard and it seems like their statement is the only one.

Well, sorry, sugar plum, but that's not how the real world works. You and the rest of your compatriots will have to do better... because we're not listening any more. The time of the Democrat Demise is upon us...

They keep doing this....

But eventually somebody with overactive gold-digging glands will try this as a means of racketeering and POP! goes the weasel...

Only a matter of time...

I’ll represent you in court :)

Come to think of it, that's a perfect pet. It is solitary and goal-driven, just looking to break its own record for constant food consumption, racking up the steps, and being aloof. Consider "owning" such a pet: no walking, cleaning up after it (it eats poo, so...), and it is content to wander all day, aimlessly. It is minimal in its disturbance of the surrounding environs, and when someone DOES happen to notice it, it is nonplussed, and just keeps doing its thing. Its motto: I'm doing my thing, and if you have a problem with that, then fuck off... or not...

So...

I've decided to emulate the scores of socially upright people on this site and declare that o want other people to sustain my hedonism and pay my bills. I am vehemently casting aside all semblance of personal responsibility for my life and wholly expect everyone else to foot my bills. I will further promise to draw and weakly color anemic art that sorta, kinda addresses members of my audience's plights, but only if you give me that which I'm unwilling to genuinely earn through work and perseverance. C'mon, support a leech...

Yes! Hilarious! Watch it dozens of times, then share.

Fuck yeah!

ROX

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me