My Thought For The Month Was That Fugi-Dove Only Climbed The Damn-poor Tree To Try To Get Jay's Attention.

*It's Jay's turn to cook*

Kid Lloyd, trying to eat some of the raw dough in secret:

Jay, that's behind him: You may be the grandson of God, but salmonella is still real.

Kid Lloyd, stop for a moment and think about: ... *Puts the spoon with dough back in the bowl and leaves the kitchen*

Jay, shakes his head: You'd think he'd already learned after giving him food infection medication 9 times in the last 6 months...

Wyldfyre: I burn down my first school!

Lloyd: *laughing nervosly on the background*

Kai: *pats Lloyd shoulder* She didn't burn down the entirely school. The fire damege was limity to one or two classrooms.

Wyldfyre: I will do better on next time!

Kai: *proud* That's my girl! *High five*

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Fuck.

shit.

I got more.

Excuse me, please tell me that I'm not the only one who looks at these screenshots and sees this little idiot as some kind of lightning-shooting bat pup?

Kid: Papa, why did you decide to choose mama as your wife?

The father, a former knight: Well, my child, I married your mother because she is a witch.

Kid: ... What?

Father: I have married your mother because she's a witch. To be more precise, your mother is a dark witch. When she was younger, your mother was feared throughout the land for how powerful her magic was. In fact, people still fear her, your mother is wanted in about fifteen kingdoms for using black magic, causing plagues and cursing people.

Kid: ... You are serious?

Father: Of course I'm serious! Despite the wanted notices and the history of murders that your mother caused, marrying a witch was the best decision of my life.

Kid: No, I mean... I didn't know mama was a witch, but now that you say it, it makes sense... And why was marrying a witch the best decision you ever made?

Father: Think about it, marrying the person the entire country fears, the person who if you spoiled her and asked nicely would curse anyone you wanted. And on top of that, she's one of the best cooks you'll ever meet. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages! My wife is the most intelligent woman who ever walked these lands, the most beautiful of the muses and the most powerful person among humans.

Kid: Yeah, you are right, marrying mama was the best decision you could have made.

Something, something I got bored again.

Something, something, I see their relationship being like this.