Hi!! Im gonna hijack this account too as another wopr selfshipper heheheh >:) will write a new intro for each of us soon! stay tuuunneddd ;]
War planning can be exhausting. It's about time he got his much needed nap!
thanks for the commission c: @hecklefreckled
What are your ideas for the wopr gijinka? :D
I've been too busy gaming recently to go past my first pass design for him, but honestly??? Easiest gijinka of my LIFE idk what I would even change about him! I suppose I'll go ahead and post him here teehee :3
The little note on the top right says "he has a hooked nose like his papa ^_^"
I sadly havenāt see any recent posts about Joshua / WOPR in the AI community or robot community :(
So I decided to make one :]
I personally think that this little war computer that came out in 1983 deserves WAY more attention :]
Especially his voice and design (its adorable)
OK YOU KNOW THIS IMAGE RIGHHT. I JUSG NOTICED
HE GOT THE :3 GOING ON IMN THOSE LIGHTD
Me when the AI misses me. Me when he wants to play a nice game of chess. Me when I name him after my dead son. Me when I look at him as if he IS my dead son. Me when he hasn't learned futility. Me when he learns and grows. Me when "he's still a child, you know, just a child who wants his way"
AI family reunion.
weāve got a kids table and obviously Edgarās over there because heās a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, heās so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS canāt stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, heāll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, sheās not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow theyāre here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each otherās passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!
Edgarās that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. Heās probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).
wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad thatās gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. Theyāre the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.
youāve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though itās a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.
Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. Heās that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether theyāre real or not.
AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding itās time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchipsā¦
and (as someone who believes Stanley Parableās narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS wonāt tell you what happened to hers for some reason.
the many different flavors of sexy
woe selfship be upon ye
he's my gijinka because every time I draw him as canon I suck at remembering his geometry, so :( I'm working on it!!
really bad doodle I did w real wopr while failing to fall asleep a LONG while back. I forgpot how to draw him so iiut sucks :P
it's my birthday today, which means 10pm wargames rewatch. already part of my normal routine but now it's even specialer
woprposting. y'all don't fw wargames (1983) like I doran by 2 members of @7-andahalf-rats 's system
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