CHAPPELL ROAN At The 2024 MTV Video Music Awards

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

Date’s biggest hater

a sleepy bird & a fella who is very safe to go inside of

trying to explain to younger queers the appeal of chappell roan to millennial sapphics like no you don't get it she's what I needed when I was 18 but instead I had fucking "I kissed a girl" also the kate bush vibes are off the chart

Szał isokania

tennant & arlecchino outfit swap❤️🖤🔄✨

no dialogue version

honestly thank you jily and jegulus shippers for starting ship skirmishes. i miss real ship wars but you guys are helping fill the void just a little bit

My religion

Toxic yuri must be evenly balanced. Both lesbians/bisexuals involved must be equally deranged in different ways. No sunshine cinnamon roll meets grumpy ice queen bullshit in this house. Power dynamics might be uneven but not one-sided throughout. We are sicko4sicko only in this house.

twelve years of it, in azkaban.