Snape Was Given A Cat, He Named Her Lulu, And She Meows In A Bass Voice.

Through Thomas’s Eyes

Inspired by the fic Divine Revelations of Love by Piersanti.

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lawrence/benitez is the kind of relationship that's all deep spiritual connection, exploring the meaning of faith together, being each other's foundation upon which to build a church

benitez/tedesco is the kind of ship where benitez has to impart wisdom such as "you can NOT do poppers AND viagra, you will get a stroke and die"

Sergio Castellitto as Goffredo Tedesco Conclave (2024)

idc what your opinions are on the morality and meat of his character snape has the best aesthetics out of anyone in the entire franchise

I feel like Harry and Petunia could have bonded over how much they hated Snape! Pity it never came up.

As a student of Latin American political philosophy I must say that I have a love/hate relationship with Tedesco's character, but as a fan of seeing xenophobic men being deeply defiled by none other than an intersex Latino who has spent his life helping everyone and everything Tedesco hates, I must admit that there is beauty and karma in it that I can't ignore

I love you so much Vincent Benitez, straight flipper and such a good fuck that he is capable of changing a man's entire political and social ideal just by open his mouth

DISCO CONCLAVE 🪩✝️

a crossover because im rotten from both fandoms

tedesco assassinated benitez in a past life and fumbled him in the next. if i were him id kms 💀

this is so snily core

we can pretend that queen of the damned was anything other than this

the demons won tonight laddies

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