Got Bored, Drew John Lennon, I’m Struggling Big Time Trying To Color Him

we all know the “my mom sold me to One Direction” genre of fanfiction, but I somehow have yet to find a “my mom sold me to the Beatles” fanfic

the step-grandma, bio mom, afab grandchild gossip circle goes wild

I went to a game store and they had an area to handpick a set of dice, so I handpicked this bisexual themed set for my partner!!

I just want internet archive to kinda work and not buffer my video every five seconds please and thank you 😭😭😭😭

I’ve been down south maybe a grand total of three times, but my da lived in the south when he was younger. His accent is mostly gone but it slips out if you surprise him. I managed to pick up his accent and sayings so sometimes you’ll randomly find this small NorthEastern person with an accent thick as honey if you catch them off guard (I also say y’all all the time)

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

I FINALLY OBTAINED MY COPY OF SUFFERING GAME AFTER IT BWINF STUCK AT MY HOUSE AND ME BEING STUCK WORKING AT CAMP ASHSLEBCIEKWHDUWNWK

The gender expression was wild in this movie, so many lines about gender and partially about sexuality that had me doing a double take

Me when there’s 130+ fics for the 2021 TV series “Around the World in 80 Days” starring David Tennant but not a single fic for 2004 movie “Around the World in 80 Days” starring Steve Coogan:

AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE

the bar you’re aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned

Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter

honestly completely OC:

FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S

I’ve never actually posted anything about shifting or any of my drs (at least that I can remember) and I’ve been looking for motivation to shift so I’m making it for myself by posting this!

without further ado, the face claims for my Pokemon XY dr!!!

Professor Sycamore

Adrien Brody!! Sycamore is my love interest and best friend in this dr!

Diantha

Audrey Hepburn! Diantha’s actual design was based off of Audrey Hepburn’s style, so this choice was a no brainer! Diantha is my close friend in this dr!

Sophie

Anne Hathaway! I was struggling to find a face claim I liked for her until I saw Anne Hathaway wearing glasses and it clicked! Sophie is Augustine’s coworker and another one of my close friends!

My dr-self will look just like I do in this universe, but I don’t feel like posting a photo of myself on here! If you have any questions about my dr or my shifting experience feel free to send questions in my asks!

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