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just saw my partner for the first time in 4 weeks and made them sit through my 45 minute analysis of Cabaret (the movie, musical, and 1998 broadway cast recording)

Somehow they still wanted to make out with me after

“My child is completely fine!!”

Ma’am, your child is watching that one video of Matthew Gray Gubler in a cream pie eating contest on repeat

Tomorrow is the ides of March, and America has the chance to do the funniest thing possible…

I’m watching gravity falls with my 6 year old brother, and we get to the end of the first Gideon episode (s1 e4) and when we see that Gideon has the second journal my brother goes silent and then after a few seconds shouts “…WHAT” and I think that’s the purest reaction someone could have to that information

My father and I get suuuuuuuper competitive about WHAMmageddon, but this year I lost two days in when I walked into my science class and my teacher had it playing (he has never heard of WHAMmageddon). My family went to a Christmas light show tonight, the kind where you tune your radio to a certain station and they have music playing alongside the lights, and before we turned it on he gave us a lengthy speech about how he loved us enough to risk losing WHAMmageddon. The radio gets turned on and the first song to play? Last Christmas by WHAM.

sock puppet dipper looks like Kermit the frog

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

people saying the new Pokemon protagonists look like they could be the children of Prof Sycamore and XY protags mum is hilarious. Pokemon you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

I just want internet archive to kinda work and not buffer my video every five seconds please and thank you 😭😭😭😭