ADHD Be Like:

I can’t wait till I’m able to say “I’m all done with this family function” and can immediately go home

I just had to stay at a family gathering for four hours, and after we hit hour two I was so tired and ready to get home because I had been traveling all day, but I had to stay another two hours because the person who was my ride wasn’t ready to go home yet

me watching tiger king for the first time:

oh.

oh?

oh

ohhhh

oh they’re gay

oh

oh

Just got Abbey Road on vinyl. Listening to Here Comes the Sun on a physical media rather than streaming it? ABSOLUTELY ETHEREAL EXPERIENCE

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

all transmascs must pick one (1) musical obsession upon realizing their transness

The Beatles

Will Wood

Barenaked Ladies

Paul Simon

Tally Hall

Ben Folds

I don’t make the rules

AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE

the bar you’re aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned

Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter

honestly completely OC:

FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S

My braincells love these guys :)

I’m going with Toy Zebra

The Withering

Steel Compasses

Wassaling

Moxy Früvous

Cracked Cubes

Geared Up

Emmoryville

just like the last reblog, I don’t know who to tag so feel free to jump in

Ight I guess it’s my turn to do one cause I finally have a good idea

Let’s play a game! I’ll start—write down 7 band names, six of which you made up on þe spot•tag your friends, þey have to guess which one is þe real one•þen do þe same þemselves.

We Know Kung Who?

String Warden

They Might Be Giants

Priests of the Pastor

Mhellotic

2bit2guage

The The The The

Have fun!

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we all know the “my mom sold me to One Direction” genre of fanfiction, but I somehow have yet to find a “my mom sold me to the Beatles” fanfic

A win for Gen 6 lovers (me)