Your First Pride Story Was Touching And All But You Still Married A Man.

Yeah I’m sure a polar bear couldn’t write as awesome backstories for my characters as I could and that’s not sex

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

yknow what it's kinda crazy that it took me so long to realize i was asexual, seeing as i been projecting asexuality onto all of my favorite characters from every media ever. for years.

like. toriel undertale? acespec! sans? also acespec!! susie deltarune? acespec baby. kris? noelle?? you better believe it. tabitha scarlet? ace. v murder drones? Ace. shadow the hedgehog? very ace. amy, sonic, and rouge? yep, them too. shane stardew? you can actually thank a fanfic for that but STILL ACE. the shifting mound?? the long quiet??? ace queens get owned. zuko, gangle, gwen stacy? all my dnd characters i have ever made?? go my asexual warriors. everyone is ace. asexuality beam ﾟ+.ﾟﾟ+.ﾟﾟ+.ﾟﾟ+.ﾟ

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

This makes sense, considering how only about 1-2% of the population identify as aroace. The thing is tho, we are out there! I’ve met multiple people through pride events and other things in my life.

aroace people really said "the closet? no no no, i'm gonna hide in caves, in the woods and even underneath rocks, i'm gonna be the best damn hide and seek player in the world" because i have yet to find one aroace person in real life