I’m So Emotional About Dinosaur Stuffed Animals,,, There Are These Creatures, Extinct Long Before Any

My blog is exclusively for people that didn’t try in PE. The only people that go to heaven are the bad bitches that walked the mile.

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

the kit Connor grin is the new Harrison ford smirk in this essay I will

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

you've got no reason to be afraid.

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