So Writers Joke A Lot About "drinking The Tears Of Our Readers", But I Want To Be So Honest With You

I place Aha in a comically large blender and turn it on to the max speed and they sit on the blade and spin like it’s a particularly aggressive merry go round

"Fukuzawa adopted Ranpo as his son" this, "Fukuzawa adopted Ranpo as his son" that, you're all WRONG.

Ranpo adopted FUKUZAWA as his dad.

The dude showed up, Fukuzawa fed him, and then Ranpo never left. Ranpo is like a cat that doesn't leave after you gave it a scrap of food.

Fukuzawa just had to roll with it.

TWST OC/Sort-of-Yuu-adjacent relationship chart! He moreso exists alongside Yuu than actually being Yuu, but they fill roughly the same ecological niche so I lump him in that category.

"T" is a weird little guy and I love him very much. He is so full of Secrets but also fun and whimsy.

His full profile is here, if anyone is curious enough about him to take a look. The picrew I used for him is this one!

who called him UGLY? your baby Malleus is beautiful and I love him so very much. He is just a little guy! A single brain cell bounces around in his little head and when it hits a corner he has one (1) single thought!

lilia agrees he is a dapper little lad.

I miss his horn 😔

The Student Librarians (TWST OCs)

The Student Librarians, Aster Cordula and Adie Harper. Both of them are in their third year at Twining Fates, and they are widely known to be as inseparable as the school's icons.

Aster Cordula

"Come on– it's a good night to wish upon a star, don't you think?"

One of the two Student Librarians. Despite his usually amicable and friendly nature, many people still approach him with caution due to his innate power. Very close with Adie, and is seldom seen apart from him.

Grade: Junior

Birthday: May 05

Age: 18

Dominant Hand: Right

Homeland: Isle of Sages

Club: Librarian

Best Subject: Astronomy

Hobbies: Writing

Pet Peeves: People who don't follow instructions

Favorite Food: Chocolate-coated gummies

Least Favorite Food: Coffee

Talent: Reading novel-length texts in under an hour

Signature Spell: "Once Upon A Time"

Allows the user to create and enter small domains within the pages of stories he has written, bringing other people of his choosing with him.

Adie Harper

"I can't help but wonder just how many birds make up a flock... do you know?"

One of the two Student Librarians. Despite his quiet, almost anxious nature, Adie is extremely keen. Ever since he took up the mantle, most rule-breakers are found out within hours. He's extremely close to Aster, and is rarely seen apart from him.

Grade: Junior

Birthday: January 29

Age: 18

Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous

Homeland: Briar Valley

Club: Librarian

Best Subject: Flight

Hobbies: Exploring hidden areas

Pet Peeves: Being seen without his mask

Favorite Food: Sunflower seeds

Least Favorite Food: Lobster

Talent: Knowing when people are lying

Signature Spell: "A World Yet Unseen"

Unknown effect. Adie keeps the details of his signature spell under wraps.

(No images, unfortunately. I have the drawing skills of a toddler, and can't find a good picrew)

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

I hate having songs stuck in my head because I can have multiple stuck at once and they will overlap. Why is this bad? Because they will mix and as a general rule, they will have completely different vibes.

For example, today: Preybirds by Rabbitology decided to mix with fucking Mambo No. 5, so for a solid hour I just got a bunch of “The heart in your hands drips a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by as it crawls from splintered ribs to eclipse a little bit of Rita’s all I need and beg again for revenge”

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted