My TL Did A Thing

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

Second and third pictures have me on a chokehold

Cannes Press Conference for Eddington

Posted by anthonydivito

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

A long time ago I read Dracula in Spanish and now I'm going to read it along with everyone else and maybe it's the time but I didn't remember it was SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS THIS IS HILARIOUS.

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

He looks like a little pangolin, we adore

Pedro Pascal, Austin Butler and Joaquin Phoenix at Cannes

Sometimes being the Bigger Person can become being a push over. Perhaps start pecking people with your sharp beak instead.

A Long-Dead God - Storm