My Favourite Pastime Is Gender Bending Characters 😭🙏

Tony: How are you so sinfully beautiful?

Peter: *Blushing*

Tony: See?! Proving my point!

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

nico di angelo actually has a very elaborate and obscure music taste you know. and i have to approve the song before its him coded. yeah

Peter totally waters plants that he sees are drying up on window sills and roof gardens. He also feeds stray cats and takes them to spay/nueter clinics to help with the growing population. He stops and pets every dog he sees. He sits down and chats with lonely old men and plays chess with them. He helps a single mother and her two children who can't afford movers to put their stuff in the u-haul. Peter does a million small things everyday and he doesn't think twice about it, he just does it.

“You can’t consume problematic media!”

Maybe YOU can’t. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite.

Bucky, head hung in shame: I need my arm recalibrated

Tony, sighing: and how did you fuck it up this time?

Bucky: *nods in the direction of Peter, in a corner of the lab, in his blue light sensitivity lenses and a Columbia hoodie, tinkering away on something and bobbing his head to whatever’s on his headphones

Tony: this is the third time you’ve dicked your arm up fucking Peter, you know that right? That’s excessive.

Bucky: wrong this is the third time I’ve fucked my arm up fucking Peter that you’ve found out about. Usually he can fix it himself

Tony: Jesus tits ever consider, I dunno, just being a little gentler? Little more relaxed? Lay off the wall sex for a bit?

Bucky: absolutely not I’m trying to keep him around

Why does this sound like a stucky in the 40s conversation?

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

Thinking so many thoughts rn