I Am A WHORE For “the Love Is Requited, They’re Both Just Idiots”

Jason Todd be like:

What if: werewolves, but instead of only transforming on full moon, the amount they transform goes according to the phases of the moon - only becoming a whole wolf on full moon, not transforming at all on new moon, and transforming into a vague range of wolf-human anthros in the middle. Like going from "regular hairy human person but with yellow eyes, claws and fangs" to "almost completely wolf except with unsettlingly humanlike hands on the front paws."

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

Watching the rain

Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’

your honor I think they would be great friends

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."